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2006-12-21 06:28:16 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
the best thing television evangelists are capturing is the " Almighty Dollar " from their television audiences
2006-12-21 06:49:47 · answer #1 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pigs are expensive. Why waste a good pig on a lousy demon? If I were a televangelist, I would send those demons into cockroaches, or mosquitoes, or something that I could do without. But a good pig is hard to find!!
2006-12-21 14:30:55 · answer #2 · answered by jkc19452004 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like selling insurance, I believe it requires a licence. Most televangelists probably don't have the time to study, take the test and meet state licensing requirements.
2006-12-21 14:33:23 · answer #3 · answered by fatman1948 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cause Jesus was a Jew, but Televangelists dine at Tony Roma's.
2006-12-21 14:30:28 · answer #4 · answered by Исаак Озимов 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry for the correction, Jesus expelled demons from two men and allowed them to enter a herd of swine. The demons seized control of the herd of some 2,000 pigs, driving them to their death in the Sea of Galilee.
“Not everyone saying to me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter into the kingdom of the heavens, but the one doing the will of my Father who is in the heavens will. Many will say to me in that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in your name, and expel demons in your name, and perform many powerful works in your name?’ And yet then I will confess to them: I never knew you! Get away from me, you workers of lawlessness.” (Matt. 7:21-23)
-----So Jesus indicated that even some “workers of lawlessness” might be able to exorcise demons. Evidently Satan, the chief of the demons, would permit this feat, which would give such “workers” the appearance of being “ministers of righteousness.” (2Â Cor. 11:13-15)
2006-12-21 14:40:19 · answer #5 · answered by Tomoyo K 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, maybe because they are the demons caught in pigs? I'm betting that why most of their wives put on make up with a putty knife.
2006-12-21 15:33:41 · answer #6 · answered by Kithy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because some of these guys are as fake as a three dollar bill, and all they are in it for, is the money they can reap in. Jesus, on the other hand is a true miracle worker, He is God.
2006-12-21 14:31:18 · answer #7 · answered by WC 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
jesus is the man. they can't get down like that. and how will it effect the ratings to have pigs all up in the studio.
2006-12-21 14:30:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why don't they do ANY of the stunts Jesus supposedly did? I hear a lot of claims, but no verifications.
2006-12-21 14:30:30 · answer #9 · answered by Scott M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus didn't capture them. He allowed them to go into them.
2006-12-21 14:30:39 · answer #10 · answered by RB 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋