Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden and were told quite plainly that whatever they do they must not touch the apple on the tree of love. God told them that he’s going to go and finish the Earth.
However whilst he was away boredom set in and Adam being the boy decided to eat the apple with Eve, after all an apple is just an apple. Afterwards they felt a bit horny and, well, just say nature took its course.
A while later God returned and immediately noticed the apple was missing. He Called Adam and proceeded to ask about the apple. “Well, you know” said Adam “we were bored and after eating the apple things just happened”.
‘Oh! No’ says God ‘do you realize what you’ve done? And where’s Eve?’
“Oh she’s just washing herself off in the sea”.
‘Ahhh! Fcuk it!’ says God ‘now we’ll never get the smell off the fish!'
2006-12-21 06:20:15 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH thats where the guys get that saying if you smell like a fish I wont eat you, hummmmmm LOL
2006-12-21 06:27:42 · answer #1 · answered by Beth B 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like she might have eaten a crab apple, so all is not lost !
haha
Just had a thought. It might have been a cox' apple !!!
2006-12-21 14:53:44 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny, but, where did Adam wash off at?
2006-12-21 06:36:40 · answer #3 · answered by quizicalgal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
earlier you initiate throwing stones at God could be you could wait until they discover out the way people and animals get maximum cancers and why. have confidence a clinical believing atheist to bounce the gun!
2016-12-18 17:17:54 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one it has a kind of weeeeeeeeel fishy smell 10/10
2006-12-21 09:45:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA! Terrible
2006-12-21 06:22:57 · answer #6 · answered by Luvatlanta 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Awww...that is so bad...u do realize we will probably go 2 hell 4 this one! u for telling this joke and me for laughing hysterically at it! lol
2006-12-21 06:23:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Best one I have read this log on!
Thanks...
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
2006-12-21 06:22:49 · answer #8 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha i like that!!
2006-12-21 08:18:36 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless
2006-12-21 06:56:34 · answer #10 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋