James comes home from work one day and finds a gorilla hanging from a tree in his back yard.
He quickly calls the local zoo to find out what he should do. The zookeeper tells him to call Gill the Gorilla Cather, the best gorilla catcher in town!
James call Gill who arrives at James's back yard within minutes. With him he brings a bulldog, a net, and a shotgun.
"What's the plan?", asks James.
"Here's the plan." replies Gill. "I'm going to climb up and knock the gorilla out of the tree. When the gorilla falls to the ground, the bulldog has been trained hold him in place by biting down on the gorilla's balls. As soon as that happens, you throw the net over him. Got it?"
"Sure." says James, thinking it's a great plan.
"Great!" says Gill as he hands James the net and the shotgun.
Confused, James asks "Wait! Then what am I supposed to do with this shotgun?"
"Oh!" says Gill. "If the gorilla happens to knock me out of the tree first...shoot the dog!"
2006-12-21 06:08:11 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahaha awesome.
2006-12-21 06:11:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heheheheheehe! Very funny!!! lol.
2006-12-21 06:16:54 · answer #2 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...very funny
2006-12-21 08:52:04 · answer #3 · answered by kierstensmom102705 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-12-21 06:12:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-12-21 06:17:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)
2006-12-21 06:12:01 · answer #6 · answered by short 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋