A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.
Before leaving, he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35," was the reply.
"I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy.
After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the clerk the same question.
The reply is, "Oh, you look about 29".
"I am actually 47."
Later, while standing at a bus stop, he asks an old woman the same question.
She replies, "I am 85 years old, and my eyesight is going. But when I was young, there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your balls for 10 minutes, I will be able to tell you your exact age."
As there was no one around, the man thinks, What the hell and lets her slip her hand down his pants.
Ten minutes later, the old lady says, "Okay, it's done. You are 47."
Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant. How did you do that?"
The old lady replies, "I was behind you at McDonalds."
2006-12-21 05:14:03 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cool... funny..
He got the face lift, she got her spirits lifted. Sneaky old lady... ha ha.
2006-12-21 05:18:30 · answer #1 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not so good
Jokes are changing all the time.
People are trying to invent new versions according to their specific needs of the time.
But this time it might have taken the wrong turn.
There are some questions here:
What would be the interest of the old woman to play with the balls?
Why would that old woman stand in line at McDonalds?
Why would the man relate his balls being playd with to the quality of his face lifted?
Obviously the original joke had differend genders.
So lets assume a "middel aged" woman having her face lifted.
Trying to look younger it makes sense to visit McDonalds where the kids hang out. Any young boy standing behind her in the line would not be noticed and remembered by her.
A male youngster would possibly think of some tricks to be able to do what? Sneak with his hands under her pullover and see if she "holds some weight" for him ;-) In this direction we have no problem to assume some incentive.
While she got her face lifted she might find some meaning in the question of her "balls" needing some lifting as well or not. So she too got incentive to get this "tested".
Only, what could the boy tell her in order to get his trick working?
"I'm blind"? Why not?
2006-12-22 00:05:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heheheheheehe!!! Hilarious!!!! 10/10.
2006-12-21 05:19:25 · answer #3 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, she found the way to find some fun at this age also, brilliant idea, thumbs up to you lady!!!
2006-12-21 15:41:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didnt understand
2006-12-25 02:48:06 · answer #5 · answered by sunitha suresh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very lucky feller she could have lied and said 57 bet he didn't think of that hey lmao so hard lol x x x
2016-05-23 05:39:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard before but it a woman instead of man, who had the face-lift.
2006-12-21 21:48:26 · answer #7 · answered by nv 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good 10/10
2006-12-21 17:53:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh-Oh...Granny coped a feel...that Old SIut! lol
2006-12-21 05:57:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
GREAT, AWESOME, HILARIOUS, I wish i could have seen the man's face after that.
2006-12-21 05:34:36 · answer #10 · answered by lonestarlady 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋