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Amazing! Is it Jesus?
2006-12-21 04:29:11 · 11 answers · asked by Rosebee 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
LOL i didnt take a look but im betting ur talking about the lizard. i read that article on yahoo news last night. its 8 baby jesus lizards!
---- does this mean we can have 8 more santas?!?! ---
2006-12-21 04:31:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You never took science?
Have you ever studied about the African frogs? and how they procreate without the need of another frog! go take a science class and open your closed eyes.
That is not funny. Stop Monkeying around. Do you know the difference between Human beings and animals?! that should give you a clue of the garbage you through. Grow up.
2006-12-21 12:52:35 · answer #2 · answered by Diamond 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"This same Jesus who is taken up from you into Heaven shall so come in like manner as ye have seen Him go into heaven."
They saw the Resurrected Jesus ascend, literally, physically, visibly and a cloud received Him out of their sight.
When He comes again, every eye shall see Him. He shall descend literally, physically, visibly. His feet shall stand in that day on the Mount of Olives, and an earthquake will split the Mount in two.
2006-12-21 13:42:00 · answer #3 · answered by kent chatham 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Maybe the Virgin Mary was one of the reptilian illuminati who are said to rule the word.
Damn - I just gave away an idea for a money-spinning book!
2006-12-21 12:33:57 · answer #4 · answered by tammers 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mat 24:24 For there shall arise false Messiahs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if [it were] possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
Mat 24:25 Behold, I have told you before.
Mat 24:26 Wherefore if they shall say unto you, Behold, he is in the desert; go not forth: behold, [he is] in the secret chambers; believe [it] not.
2006-12-21 12:47:24 · answer #5 · answered by YUHATEME 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
YOu are a disgraceful person. Do not compare teh Virgin Mother to a lizard! You should have more respect for the beliefs of others and not to mock such an important figure in religion. WHo are you going to mock next? Buddah?
2006-12-21 12:40:34 · answer #6 · answered by sister steph 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Copy cat. I posted that same question not an hour ago.
Mine was funnier!
2006-12-21 12:41:36 · answer #7 · answered by YDoncha_Blowme 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sure lots of reptiles do that.
2006-12-21 12:35:41 · answer #8 · answered by Alex 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. You stole my question.
2006-12-21 12:30:44 · answer #9 · answered by Reported for insulting my belief 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!! jeebus is coming!
2006-12-21 12:32:14 · answer #10 · answered by Join The Revolution! 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋