Most animals have a little mating ritual that lasts a couple of minutes, and then 3 seconds of "badda-bing" and the female lays an egg or two. BUT NOOOOOOO.... Humans go through puberty, dating, rejection, competition, spending money, marriage, hangovers and endless begging and foreplay to go through depressing coital gyrations culminating in 9 months of severe pain and inconvenience only to bust a rusty colored screaming rat with no skills or teeth.
Do you ever get the feeling that God is doing this on purpose to humans?
2006-12-21 04:20:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Oh, man, that's the wrong direction. He should have made it MUCH more technically difficult. For example, it should be impossible to procreate if you believe that "If we came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys around?" is an insightful critique of evolution.
2006-12-21 04:24:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God did make procreation simple. Except man screwed it up. In fact, everything was simple in the Garden of Eden. Then Satan tempted Adam and Eve to disobey God and everything fell apart.
The only thing puberty has to do with procreation is it serves as the gateway. Dating has nothing to do with procreation just ask someone who's been raped. Most of them weren't dating each other although I'm certain some trial attorneys would like to argue that point. Rejection? Being rejected by a potential mate has nothing to do with actual procreation. Competition? Where's the scoreboard? I've never even had to fight another guy for a girl. Although MP might say that I stole KJ from him in high school. Spending money? What's that have to do with procreation? Whew! Besides misunderstanding procreation you sure have a way to go about understanding relationships. Guys that spend money just to go out with someone (initially) have trapped themselves from the outset. Marriage, now we're getting close. Marriage was designed by God so that men and women could procreate. But marriage is pretty simple. It's the liberal lunatics that are trying to complicate it after 2 millenniums. Hangovers? Man, you are messed up. Begging? Boy, what's the matter with you. OMG! Foreplay! That's the fun part.
"Depressing coital gyrations?" You lost me there. Nine monthes of gestation followed by anywhere from a few minutes to several hours of labor pains is God's justice for Adam & Eve being disobedient. That's in the Bible too.
Yeah, it's on purpose. God wiped out all people on Earth, save for one family, just because we failed to listen to him. He did promise to never wipe us all out at once ever again. However, a wise man understands that this fails to mean that God will fail to wipe some of us out some of the time. Earthquakes, fires, floods, hurricane...whatever. He's in control...it's just all the Satanic people who think they're in control.
What other questions do you have?
2006-12-21 12:34:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Cloning is very simple. Next time you are on the street stop by Wal-Mart and pick up a Cloning Kit!
Let me inform you the procedure which was adopted a few millions years ago (the one we used today) is not the way humanity procreated in the Golden Ages (in the beginning of time on this Planet).
2006-12-21 12:53:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Naw, I don't mind it. It's us that make up all those silly mating rituals. Don't think The Deity has anything to do with it.
2006-12-21 12:24:24 · answer #4 · answered by Sick Puppy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you envy the amoeba that can divide into two just like that without having to worry about spots, wet dreams and all!!!
2006-12-21 12:23:27 · answer #5 · answered by tammers 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
SOCIETY did it to humans. It just to just be "smash her with a rock and drag her back to the cave."
For the record, I like what society has done to the process.
2006-12-21 12:26:52 · answer #6 · answered by Laptop Jesus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I know....I have thought about this also...everything is so complicated with us humans...I guess it is we who do it. Previously when we were cavemen, we were also the same way I think...and as we got evolved, things started becoming more and more complicated.
2006-12-21 12:23:53 · answer #7 · answered by SP 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Or the evolutionary explaination could explain it all away in a couple of minutes.
2006-12-21 12:22:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I enjoy the foreplay.
2006-12-21 12:28:35 · answer #9 · answered by Reported for insulting my belief 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋