Nods to Steven Colbert.
2006-12-21 04:13:55 · 16 answers · asked by Laptop Jesus 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Absolutely not. I know a gay guy that could kick your @ss!
2006-12-21 04:22:25 · answer #1 · answered by Sebastian 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey Jesus, sure I will, I've never been in a helicopter before. Can we throw condoms at the christians?----- Kdding man----- They wouldn't read them anyways. Paul said these peoples minds have been branded and they are condemed to believe a lie.
2006-12-21 12:21:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
For all you know most of them are more religious than you. Its your judgement against them that you should throw away. Pray for them for guidance to see the truth but don't hang them. What you have sown may not bear good fruits for you. I believe you are the one who needs to read the Bible more instead of just holding it in your hands and waving it high as if you know and understand.
2006-12-21 12:25:21 · answer #3 · answered by Rallie Florencio C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry military only and you can't own one! I know you're not military, lol. No but I'll take you to a mental hospital to get help for anger management
2006-12-21 12:18:50 · answer #4 · answered by Monet 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't the hovering and turbulence interfere with your aim? You might hit a christian.....ah the irony!
2006-12-21 12:17:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
No, but I'd love to throw some rocks at Christians.
2006-12-21 12:17:25 · answer #6 · answered by Rosebee 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I love helicopters, but I would like to bomb churches. Or at least hurl insults.
2006-12-21 12:16:28 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Cheney's daughter might ask her dad to shoot you
2006-12-21 12:26:05 · answer #8 · answered by mr america 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
careful laptop jesus. they may have to recall the bible for a reprint on the second crucifiction......YOURS....
2006-12-21 15:24:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i love "The Report"
hes funnier than you though.
2006-12-21 12:17:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋