You're mum is so fat when she is the cinema she sits next to everyone.
2006-12-21 04:12:09 · 26 answers · asked by alex h 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How about...
Your momma is so ugly that when she walk into the kitchen all the rats jump on the table screaming!
Its only a joke. Your one's good haha.
2006-12-21 04:17:02 · answer #1 · answered by bluestar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol yea, :D it is good :)
but what you think of this : yo mama's so fat that when she passed infront of the telly i missed 10 mins of my fave show!! :P
2006-12-21 07:20:36 · answer #2 · answered by Emzy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think you had some thing going but n dont embarass yourself...if you want ill give you a good one....yo mama is so fat...the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale
2006-12-21 04:20:10 · answer #3 · answered by mike p 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not reeeeally. How bout " You're mama is so fat she tripped over Target and the prices crashed at K-Mart!....:)
2006-12-21 04:18:32 · answer #4 · answered by Minx 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well ye but i have a better one (u mama so fat she has 2 passports 1 for japan and another for china)
2006-12-21 04:16:11 · answer #5 · answered by NP 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes and try this yo moma so fat she touches both side of the family
2006-12-21 04:36:03 · answer #6 · answered by babyksexyk 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your momma's so fat, the only movie she's watching is the movement on the scale. Whew, gotta think about that one.
2006-12-21 04:24:55 · answer #7 · answered by Ben L 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeh thats a good one! yo momma so fat, when she was sunbathing, everyone thought she was a beached whale!
2006-12-21 06:09:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!!!
Have you heard "your mum's so fat she couldn't fit in the grand canyon"?
2006-12-21 04:18:05 · answer #9 · answered by Yahia M 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
and yours is so fat she don't need a dining table,she places dinner plate on her chest and eats standing up.
2006-12-24 11:41:21 · answer #10 · answered by getmeout2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋