Three dogs...a jack russell,a poodle and an alsatian in a vet's waiting room.
Alsatian : "What are you doing here jack?"
Jack r : "To be put down."
Als : "No why?"
Jack : " Well you know that damn postman that comes to our house and gives me a kick as he goes past...well i jumped up and bit him in the nuts."
Als : "What about you poodle?"
P : " I'm to be put down too..my owner bought a brand new Axminster carpet and I needed a c*ap so I did it on the carpet."
JR : ".and you're to be put down for that? Tsk! What about you Al?"
Als: "Well, you know what a stunner my owner is...she was bending over to get something from the fridge in her baby-doll nightie...I could n't control myself any longer and took her from behind!"
P+J : " You're being put down for that?"
Als : "Oh no.....I'm here to get my nails clipped..Woof!"
2006-12-21 03:56:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I guess the owner must of enjoyed it and now the dog is getting a little trim in the nails so she could enjoy it even more. Have to say this joke is a little grows but very funny. LOL HAHAHAHAHA!!!
2006-12-21 04:36:17 · answer #1 · answered by hazelshine 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent. lmao
2006-12-21 11:59:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Iv'e heard that before, because I told it !!!!!! still good though lol lol
2006-12-21 12:13:05 · answer #3 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg lol hilariously priceless
2006-12-21 12:34:40 · answer #4 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still amusing
2006-12-21 12:11:53 · answer #5 · answered by murphy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ughhh.....thats kinda NASTY...but it gave me a good chuckle! lol
2006-12-21 11:58:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny, but gross
2006-12-21 12:20:08 · answer #7 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew............
2006-12-21 12:20:32 · answer #8 · answered by Minx 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one lol its great
2006-12-21 11:58:34 · answer #9 · answered by Eunice M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.
not bad
2006-12-21 12:01:56 · answer #10 · answered by sa_hollingsworth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋