Why do soccer moms stand inside men's dressing rooms?

Question

What IS it with you women who you feel like you have to stand practically INSIDE the men's dressing room while your teen son tries on clothes?

There ARE other men in there besides Poindexter and I for one don't want Big Mommy Albright staring at my twigs and berries, because baby I do NOT wear underwear.

You sit or stand right there all bloated and I have to say excuse me! Excuse me! EXCUSE ME! every time I leave to get another size or color and again every time I come back, because YOU have half yourself inside the dressing room yelling "DOES IT FIT? COME OUT AND SHOW ME!". And then you give ME attitude?

This wouldn't be nearly so annoying if you would give me the same courtesy and let me stand inside the Victoria's Secret dressing room while you ensconsed your bosoms in some frilly underthings, but NOOOOO then YOU would call security!

I know some of you women are going to say "It's not the same!" but for once, can you NOT look at it from only YOUR point of view?

Answer 1

the doorway to a fitting area is the stopping point for the opposite sex. if soccer moms want to see how it fits they should tell their son go put this on and come out here and let me see. when people cluster around that door like groupies at the stage door it becomes a pain the ***. also the info said look at this from more then your point of view so.....if your child changes and comes right out then there is very little time for a molester to inflict harm. also they usually only have one door to prevent theft so it would mean that a molester would have to pass a parent on the way out. so being a parent i am telling moms all i need to hear is "that guy just molested my son" to grab him violently until the police arrive to sort it out. so in closing BACK UP from the door and do not hinder other people's access. i am with you free the fitting rooms in 2007.

Answer 2

You are one to speak about point of veiw! Get over yourself! It is not impractical for a mother to want to protect her son. Years ago in a store I remember hearing about a child who was molested by a man while the mother stood outside and had no idea what was going on. It was all over the news and I don't think they ever caught the b>sta#d. I have a son and I wouldn't think twice about being close to him in that kind of situation. You can't be too safe these days. You should give those women a pat on the back for keeping their kids safe and having the guts to go where they may not be wanted. No one wants to see your soccer balls, I'm sure. Maybe she should be protecting her kids from you. Who know?! In this day and time if you were a child, I'd hope your mother would protect you in that way. Once your child gets hurt like that there is no going back. Have a heart. Don't be so insensitive towards moms. Moms have their work cut out for them. They don't need more flack from people like you. Mind your business and no one will mind it for you. I feel for your mom if this was your attitude towards her.

Answer 3

I had no idea women could go in the men's dressing room I knew I should have had a boy dammit some gals have all the luck! and the next time I'm trying on frilly things you are welcome to stand outside the dressing room shouting does it fit maybe then you won't be so angry with all the bloated soccer mom's and believe me there are plenty of men lingering around in victoria's secret and the saleswomen are incredibly pushy they have no problem reaching in those frilly things adjusting anything they want fitting rooms are a nightmare for everyone involved

Answer 4

I honestly think that you're overreacting, and that you have a very high opinion of yourself, because what makes you think that she's staring at you? Also, if she is staring at you, what makes you think that she likes what she sees? The fact of the matter is this, that when I was younger, my mother used to take me out to shop for clothes, and unless things have changed, those dressing rooms have doors on them, and there was only one person allowed in the dressing room at a time, so unless it is customary for you to take your pants off, open the door, and parade yourself around and then go back in and shut the door, I guess I don't know what the problem is. I guess I should also point out the fact that at least some children have parents who care about them and want them to look nice, so I think that you should remember that the next time that you get your nose out of joint because a child goes to the store with his mother!!!

Answer 5

It's really not about you personally, we're just afraid of child molesters. We're mean to you because you're probably a child molester. Even if you're not, we bloated soccer moms aren't taking any chances. I know that sounds totally bizarre, but it's true. I'm not proud of it, but I do the very thing you're talking about. That's why I like Old Navy, everybody uses the same fitting room.

Answer 6

I agree. I'm not a man, but soccer moms are not excluded from respect. (although they think they're all that cuz their kid won a game) Soccer moms, trophy kids, and trophy wifes; I'd like to kill all with my tuba.

Answer 7

its cause there husbands are always working late at the office banging his female employer on his desk,,,and wife has nothing better to do,,,and she dont wanna be missing out either,,,so she will be like ive gotta see balls and doodle,,,show me dick and balls,,,,then she can be dreaming of you when she gets home,,in bed alone,,cause hubbys still out,,,she will be thinking of your twig and berrys my friend,,,,,,have a good one champ,,,

Answer 8

Tell her it turns you on that she is looking at you while you strip. Instant cure mate. She wont do it again!

Answer 9

If she's a M.I.L.F. who cares if she sees my twigs and berries.

Answer 10

OMG! Is that true?! Moms are playa's!