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And once Eve took her first bath, God never COULD get the smell out of the damn fish...

2006-12-21 03:21:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

Because the person blowing has mental issues. The pile of dirt is obviously a cremated mate. EEWWW! Further more, Adam didn't blow on Eve. If that's the case, Go to sleep, I'll take your rib out and see if we can make something, beside female maggots. Dumb question.

2006-12-21 11:28:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Even if you could, would you want to? You can go blow on piles of dirt with someone you love or lust, I prefer the 'old way', but that's just me.

2006-12-21 11:21:43 · answer #3 · answered by Khnopff71 7 · 0 0

When God created both man and woman, his purpose for them was “Be fruitful and become many and fill the earth and subdue it.." (Genesis 1:28).

God had put man and woman in the very first wedding and authorized them to procreate not with dust (not dirt) but with their reproductive systems.

2006-12-21 12:44:27 · answer #4 · answered by Gizelle K 3 · 0 0

God alone has the power to create life from raw matter.
Man cannot make a mote of dust or even a single atom.
The Creator made the Universe entire from nothing. Mock Him at your peril.

2006-12-21 11:33:58 · answer #5 · answered by Mad Roy 6 · 0 0

Sex with my ex-wife was very similar to humping a pile of dirt. i don't see why not?

2006-12-21 11:47:42 · answer #6 · answered by wvucountryroads 5 · 0 0

There are a number of good responses to this question.....none of which you would bother to read or attempt to understand, so I'll just give this ONE reason.....

You don't have the millions of years that it required for it to originally happen.

2006-12-21 11:22:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Must have BLOWN IT with the Christian BABE! HUH?
Pride goes before the fall!

2006-12-21 11:21:44 · answer #8 · answered by THE NEXT LEVEL 5 · 0 0

because the cells for reproduction aren't there, they are in the man and woman's bodies...

2006-12-21 11:20:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i dont get ur question?, are u suppous to sound smart?

by the way...eve was created from adam....not from a "pile of dirt"

2006-12-21 11:21:35 · answer #10 · answered by dg153l 3 · 0 2

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