Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps on the bonnet,the nun who is driving says to other "quick show him your cross" the other nun leans out the window and shouts "get off our fcuking car"
2006-12-21 02:40:38 · 28 answers · asked by man with the golden gun 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think they were speaking at CROSS purposes ! haha
2006-12-21 03:20:57 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before ~ BUT still very funny! I always enjoy a good nun joke!
2006-12-21 10:42:36 · answer #2 · answered by JUNONNKI 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old ones are the best.
Two nuns in the bath. One says "Where's the soap?"
The other one says "Yes it does doesn't it"
2006-12-21 10:45:19 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2006-12-21 11:01:51 · answer #4 · answered by Nate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old 1 but still lol 9/10
2006-12-21 11:39:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nun
2006-12-21 11:16:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old one but good. Merry Christmas
2006-12-21 10:43:53 · answer #7 · answered by London Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It took me a second, but I got it. Pretty good!
Some teenager: cross is also another word for angry.
2006-12-21 10:52:32 · answer #8 · answered by ricks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but I don't find that joke funny. It's kind of boring.
2006-12-21 10:44:47 · answer #9 · answered by Retterin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2006-12-21 10:45:29 · answer #10 · answered by Chris G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋