In Ancient Japan, the Emporer had a contest to determine who was the greatest samurai swordsmen. After countless contests, three samurai were bought up before the Emporer in his courtyard. For the first swordsman, the judge opens a box with a fly and releases it. In a lightning swipe, the first samurai, cuts the fly in half. Then the judge, opened a box with a fly for the second samurai. In two lightning strokes, the second samurai has cut the fly in half and quartered it. Then the judge, preceded to open a box with a fly for the third samurai. In one lightning blur the third samurai swiped his sword at the fly, but the fly was still alive and flying around. The other two samurai smiled, thinking the third samurai had missed. But the third samurai turned and bowed to the emperor and said, "That fly will never live to reproduce again."
2006-12-21 02:25:18 · 10 answers · asked by Big C 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-21 02:34:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo. 1. Who's the greatest Anime character ever?! A. Tenjou Tenge's Bob Makihara B. Dragonball Z's Son Goku C. One Piece's Monkey D. Luffy D. Other :: *cough* Haven't seen most of those anime so... I'll go with Luffy. =) 2. Who else saw Natsume Maya as a Genkai character (short but powerful)? :: Don't know -__- 3. Name as many swordsmen from an Anime that you can. Kay. Roronoa Zoro Brooke Mihawk Superbi Squalo Yamamoto Takeshi Sasuke? I don't know, he had a sword the last time I saw him though. Inuyasha Sesshoumaru Black Star Maka Kanda... Bankotsu and the Band of Seven All of those guys from Bleach >.>""" 4. What's been the most dramatic fight you've seen? :: I liked the fight between Byakuya and Ichigo in Bleach :D Or any One Piece fight ^_______^ Like Luffy vs Lucci! O___O That was EPIC. 5. Who will win in a fight between Miu (HSD Kenichi) and Aikawa Maki (Air Master) :: I don't know, haven't seen either. But anyone from HSD Kenichi seems pretty strong, so I say Miu. Just a guess =\ 6. Name an Anime Character that could beat Son Goku at an Eating contest. :: Luffy? =) 7. What two Anime/manga do you wanna see cross over? :: Ouran High School Host Club and Special A Aha. XD 8. Last question, who is the luckiest anime guy and girl respectively? Luffy is hella lucky. -___- And girl? Maybe Hinamori Amu from Shugo Chara! See yah
2016-05-23 05:08:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! Did the first two samurais commit hara-kiri after that?
2006-12-21 02:48:01 · answer #3 · answered by Thechosenone 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that was pretty funny.
2006-12-21 02:45:52 · answer #4 · answered by some teenager 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No so funny
2006-12-21 04:06:55 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i give that one ha
2006-12-21 02:27:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
not bad
2006-12-21 02:38:12 · answer #7 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i read that one in maxim earlier this month..very unoriginal....
2006-12-21 02:30:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hahaha.......... nice going there...........
2006-12-21 02:47:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, thanks for the info
2006-12-21 02:26:45 · answer #10 · answered by Webballs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋