But they can't believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
2006-12-21 02:22:06 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
RAmen. arrrh ..go forth my friends in the brotherhood of the mighty FSM and preach the Gospel. Not a soul should be without his noodly goodness.
2006-12-21 02:28:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
First off, I believe the magic apple was in Snow White and Seven Dwarfs. There is no magic apple mentioned in the bible. Eating the fruit had to do with obedience to God.
As far as virgin birth, God put the seed inside her. The first invitro. Couldn't a virgin today do the same thing, but instead of God, it would be a doctor implanting the egg.
A talking snake, Satan is a super natural power, so yes he could make the snake talk or he could have use ventriloquism.
There are supernatural things that go on even today. Most are from Satan or his demons. I guess if you don't believe in God, you also don't believe in Satan. If so, how do you explain the strange things that happen?
2006-12-21 02:44:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hey man, I totally believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster! Keep this to yourself, but one morning I woke-up and found sauce all over my front lawn. I didn't think anything of it until, on my way out the door, I tripped over a huge meatball!
I don't know about talking snakes, though...
2006-12-21 02:30:47 · answer #3 · answered by Stupid Factor 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Every time I imagine a soaring monster of noodles, I just giggle at the image.
Anyway, let me point out that nothing in the Bible says it was an apple, and nothing says the snake wasn't symbolic (Satan is also described as a dragon, a fallen angel, etc) you obviously have to use your head in imagining what he really looks like.
And as far as virgin births go - modern science of invitro fertilization has shown that's totally possible.
2006-12-21 02:31:51 · answer #4 · answered by daisyk 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I suppose Christians believe in the virgin birth because we believe in a Supreme Being who is capable of making such things happen. You allow for miracles in this world-- and you see them-- or you don't allow for miracles, and you close your mind, your ears, and your eyes to them, and they happen anyway, and you just don't get to observe and enjoy them. As far as talking snakes, again, if you believe in the Supreme Being, talking snakes aren't all that far fetched. You believe that you evolved from an amoeba, right?
As for "magic apples", I don't remember that story.
However, you might try some tolerance in this 21st Century.
YOu let me believe, and I'll let you be silly, ok?
2006-12-21 02:30:09 · answer #5 · answered by John1212 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Virgin birth, talking snake, magic apple...
...Doesn't this sound like the plot of a 50s Disney movie?
2006-12-21 02:31:39 · answer #6 · answered by lcraesharbor 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I don't think God needs to create a Flying Spaghetti Monster. If he does, we would believe in it.
2006-12-21 02:25:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Because the Gospel of Chef Boyardee was rejected by the Council of Nicea, along with other important texts. Many are not aware of its existence, and as the FSM apostle, it is your duty to educate the world of its existence.
Viva la meatballs and garlic bread ;)
2006-12-21 02:28:44 · answer #8 · answered by Kallan 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Only the ones who believe that God can do anything.
I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster! It exists in the minds and hearts of those who want to be lazy, unscientific, and Godless.
They have already made the choice, they just have to understand it.
2006-12-21 02:27:15 · answer #9 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Better yet - they can't believe in supported scientific theory.
2006-12-21 02:29:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋