It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."
He said, "**** him, give him a dollar."
The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."
2006-12-21 02:02:52 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i want his job if its still vacant
great laugh 10/10
2006-12-21 02:11:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's Hilarious
2006-12-21 02:38:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey. nice joke. I bet if you join a contest about joke. you are sure the champion. Actually, can I ask you. How long you actually take to finish thsi joke.
2006-12-21 03:27:33 · answer #3 · answered by chris yap 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wish i were a postman could do with a good breakfast hot muffin 10/10
2006-12-21 02:57:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep em coming lmao
2006-12-21 03:40:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one, so nice having something to laugh about here. You keep it up and cheer us up ok:))
2006-12-21 03:27:21 · answer #6 · answered by Duisend-poot 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this too many times for it to be funny anymore.it was also posted the other day.
2006-12-21 02:59:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice as always
2006-12-21 03:17:42 · answer #8 · answered by Nate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I thought so... even though I've heard it before.
2006-12-21 03:15:15 · answer #9 · answered by Saudi Geoff 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny. If that is your picture, can you give me a dollar? lol
2006-12-21 02:08:38 · answer #10 · answered by Big C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋