One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice.
Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"
"Nope," replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."
2006-12-21 01:51:37 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg lol hilariously priceless!
2006-12-21 01:56:51 · answer #1 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before
but did you add that little bit at the end , ' I'm going to set the garage on fire '
i guess it was funny then if you did
2006-12-21 01:59:16 · answer #2 · answered by victim-snatcher 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats good!lol
2006-12-21 02:15:47 · answer #3 · answered by taxi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
revenge is sweet
good joke as always from you
lol 10/10
2006-12-21 02:07:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one think i read something similar once but i am not complaining 10/10
2006-12-21 03:08:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the irony there. Mind if I borrow the idea. LOL.
2006-12-21 03:22:23 · answer #6 · answered by Nate 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bit extreme, but good!
2006-12-21 01:53:28 · answer #7 · answered by michmac75 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked your other one better. Still good though.
2006-12-21 02:14:52 · answer #8 · answered by some teenager 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds more like a story and not a joke.
2006-12-21 03:00:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!! thank u for the funny jokes
2006-12-21 01:53:47 · answer #10 · answered by zanoshi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋