What would you say?
2006-12-20 23:44:47 · 22 answers · asked by Alyosha 4 in Arts & Humanities ➔ History
"Ok, there was the Jew, Greek, and Irishman standing before Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter tells them that they are going to hell but they will be sent back to earth one last time and each must go twenty four hours without committing one sin. The Jew is greedy, the Irishman is a drunk and the Greek for constant back door sex.
Wham! They are back on earth. The three are walking together down a street when they pass a pub. The Irishman says:
"Lads I just gotta have one wee drink."
The Jew and the Greek implore him not to do it but the Irishman goes in orders a drink and BLAME off to hell he goes!
As they walk further down the street the Jew sees a dollar bill lying in the road. He bends over to pick up up and "PUFF" the Jew and the Greek both disappear!" (Wait for laughter to end and declare war on Poland.)
2006-12-21 02:16:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I reincarnate as Hitler about to address the Nuremberg Rally, I'll say that I am a fool and then I would shoot myself to kingdom come.
2006-12-20 23:51:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1936 became until now he invaded any international places and it became a time whilst he became rallying the individuals and giving them wish. no longer all that different than maximum surprising after 9/11. If Hitler had stayed on the course he became charting interior the mid 30's he could have been an spectacular chief yet he blew it. if GWB had stayed on the course he charted in overdue 2001 he could have been an spectacular chief yet he blew it. For God's sake Obama, do no longer Blow It like the boobs until now you.
2016-12-11 13:32:26 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I was reincarnated as Hitler, then I would most likely say exactly what Hitler said...
2006-12-21 03:42:32 · answer #4 · answered by Megan Leggett 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd borrow a razor and have a quick shave. I wouldn't want thousands of people to see me with that silly moustache. What was he thinking?
2006-12-20 23:56:05 · answer #5 · answered by Frogman 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Start singing Why Can't We Be Friends
2006-12-20 23:48:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would say 'Today we sign a peace treaty with the whole world. Except for Australia. We invade them tomorrow!!!'
2006-12-20 23:54:11 · answer #7 · answered by Lozzo 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to think he's say:
Well, since I am going to commit suicide anyway, how about I just move it up a few years...
2006-12-21 00:08:23 · answer #8 · answered by and_y_knot 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do exactly the same but not invade Russia or declare war on Britain. WW2 was needed to bring the European powers closer together, without it I don't know where we would be.
2006-12-20 23:58:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I'd say nevermind and change the course of history
2006-12-21 00:05:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋