General John J. Pershing effectively discouraged Muslim terrorists in the Philippines by killing them and burying their bodies with pigs.
If we put a baby pig on every airline flight then all suicide terrorists would abort their missions as they would not want their souls to go to hell. Additionally, if we drop shipped, oh say, 100,000 pigs into Afghanistan I think our recon and assault efforts may be more successful. Apparently Muslims dislike the very sight of pigs A LOT!
They are also adamantly opposed to alcohol, thus we spike their water supply with a few thousand gallons of moonshine, get them drunk and turn the pigs loose. The war would be over in a weekend.
2006-12-20 23:17:14 · 15 answers · asked by Ivri_Anokhi 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!
I bet if Israel would store pork on all its school buses and passenger buses, there will be no suicide bombings on buses!
We should store pork on every airplane in order to deter potential suicide bombers from committing another 9/11....
2006-12-21 03:05:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Muslim terrorists in the Philippines are alive and well, being destructive as always.
If you take their children and women away in mass, in 20 years they would be too old to fight. That what happened to the terrorists in Cambodia. They were mass killing machines till they got to old to fight (since they couldn't resupply with fresh troops) and were quickly wiped out after that.
It's untrue about Muslim terrorists and alcohol. That's actually a sign troops have been used to find terrorists in Iraq (beer in theri fridge for instance). That and heroin and steroids. That's one of the reasons that terrorists seem so fearless. They are high on heroin.
2006-12-20 23:42:37 · answer #2 · answered by gregory_dittman 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I read all this very interestingly but still I don't think this is a right way to treat humanity even if they are terrorists. See all Muslims are not equal many of them can understand others feelings toward their religion and many of them cant and if u know that every family have a black sheep that means in every religion u will found good people and bad people but bad people should be punished besides their religion. If we want respect for our religion then we must give respect to others religion and respect is not a thing that any religion can earn by force or violence.
2006-12-20 23:45:49 · answer #3 · answered by kajalb 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You must be a pig farmer/moonshiner looking for a market.
2006-12-20 23:42:48 · answer #4 · answered by Red Herring 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My goodness, I didn't know people could come out with quips like this in the morning. This was actually funny, keep up the good work!
2006-12-21 00:04:08 · answer #5 · answered by Huey Freeman 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
How about a reference to this (I'm not doubting you I think it'd be interesting to read about it).
O course this assumes some logic to the thinking process of these idiots that are willing to blow them selves up, so I doubt that it would work.
2006-12-20 23:21:09 · answer #6 · answered by madjer21755 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That and two in the head ought to do it!
You bring the pigs,I'll get the ammo...
(giggle)
2006-12-20 23:28:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
thats a terrific idea.
i heard that they hate dogs too. lets add that to the list.
2006-12-20 23:19:20 · answer #8 · answered by hansa150580 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely true. You have the solution.
2006-12-20 23:27:45 · answer #9 · answered by Guitar Boy 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I needed a good laugh this morning....GREAT IDEA
2006-12-20 23:26:29 · answer #10 · answered by Cassie 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋