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Don't worry, I shan't say a word.

His message today was "Temperatures are likely to remain very low, so wrap up well when heading out. Heavy fog may make travel hazardous".

I have interpreted this as: "I am the God of everything. Kneel before me (especially you women). Prepare for our mass suicide on 1st Jan 2007 by liquidising your assets and paying them into my bank account".

I'm ready, darling, are you? xx

2006-12-21 03:12:26 · answer #1 · answered by Hello Dave 6 · 0 1

His words of wisdom echo through time and control the very clouds.
His hidden message today involved not stealing from chimps. Wise words indeed.

2006-12-21 06:44:21 · answer #2 · answered by monkeymanelvis 7 · 0 0

nope he called in sick.

2006-12-21 06:41:17 · answer #3 · answered by scooprandell 7 · 0 0

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