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I'm going to say no. A hand saw implies a sawing motion, and once you cut into your vertebrae and sever your spinal column (that is assuming you had the pain tolerance or just drugged up enough to get there) you would lose motor abilities in your arm, so you wouldn't be able to take your head clean off. Now with a heavy machete on the other hand you could just swing it with a lot of force and just chop your head off with one quick stroke (don't try this at home)

2006-12-20 20:21:38 · answer #1 · answered by bmdave 2 · 1 0

I think probably not. Once you cut your spinal chord your brain would no longer be able to send messages to your arms to work the saw. If you went in through the front you would cut your wind pipe and jugular and drown in your own blood before you could finish the job

2006-12-20 20:20:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Done it manyatime when I've had a few sherbets....its sticking it back on that's the problem.

reminds me of the bloke who 'kissed' this old chaps daughter and so the old chap took the bloke into the shed, put is penis in a vice, pulls the handle out of the vice and throws it into the garden and then gets a hacksaw and put it beside the vice.

"Don't saw if off" says the bloke "I'm not going to" says the old man as he walkes out "I'm going to set fire to the shed"

2006-12-20 20:21:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Probably not, you would hit the jugular and would bleed to death before you would achieve cutting off your head. I would suggest a chain saw, it's quicker! But try not to get too much blood on the carpet, it's a bugger to get out LOL

2006-12-20 20:16:59 · answer #4 · answered by chelle0980 6 · 0 0

Yeah With A Hard @ss Karate Chop..

2006-12-20 20:15:45 · answer #5 · answered by Brian 4 · 0 0

LOL! What an amazing image! Think you would bleed to death before you got the whole way through - or pass out from the pain.

2006-12-20 20:22:24 · answer #6 · answered by zanoshi 3 · 0 0

Only if you cut your necklace off with a chain-saw first.

2006-12-20 23:34:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Somehow I dont think you'd finish the job off! Although technically you could do it with that chosen tool!

2006-12-20 20:20:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I got three quarters of the way before passing out and being rushed into hospital.

Could you not ask stupid questions in future, I nearly died!

2006-12-20 20:19:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Not completely. You'd either die at a certain point, or think to yourself 'Has it really come to this?' and just have a mince pie instead.

2006-12-20 20:21:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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