2006-12-20 18:05:17 · 23 answers · asked by Circlometry™³ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
im so lonely...
2006-12-20 18:05:33 · update #1
Take it in the bath tub with you and talk to it about the invention of stapler juice, I mean, you did invent it
2006-12-20 18:07:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Take it to Microwave witty dialogue classes.
2006-12-21 16:44:59 · answer #2 · answered by That one guy 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You mean your microwave doesn't have instructions?
Seriously dude, you need to get with the times.
My microwave came with its own personality-install guidelines.
I think something is wrong with it though considering it can't stop talking about 'the light' and how it's seeking reaffirmation in the mild cheddar.
Yeah, need to work on it.
2006-12-21 02:12:38 · answer #3 · answered by falzalnz 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
haha this is definately a question that I haven't seen here before. I commend your originalty. Ooh that sounds fancy. ANYWAYS, personally, I prefer to converse with the freezer. There's ice cream involved in that conversation.
2006-12-21 02:11:23 · answer #4 · answered by mrs. vader 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Smoke some crack. Then all your lovely appliances will be ready to chat.
I'm sorry you are lonely. Maybe you should go out to the local bar and hang out. You could probably make a new friend or two.
2006-12-21 02:06:32 · answer #5 · answered by bashnick 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Too bad u can`t run it with the door open, otherwise, I`d suggest u stick ur head in it and turn the power on.
2006-12-21 02:26:46 · answer #6 · answered by flamingo 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Me too...
2 minutes then power level 3 and start. Should do the job.
2006-12-21 02:07:13 · answer #7 · answered by ▒Яenée▒ 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
get a Mr. microphone
I think they do a good job at talking back.
or get a unicorn. I have one, they never shut up, the down side is when you have to clean their rainbow ****, that hecka suxxx. but anyways good luck with that.
2006-12-21 02:09:50 · answer #8 · answered by experiMENTAL bunny 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
teach it the force. then your apprentice microwave can trust u.
lol, there was a question, it was "is there anyone funnier than this guy" i was trying to think of your name, but i couldnt remember it
2006-12-21 02:08:29 · answer #9 · answered by Goat 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
press the auto defrost button, then set for 45 minutes.
2006-12-21 02:08:29 · answer #10 · answered by ARRrrgh! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋