2006-12-20 17:14:15 · 9 answers · asked by Wisdom Guru 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
haha- maybe i should apply for...santa...or his wife..
that is a thought i have never considered-thanks for that point of view;)
2006-12-20 17:20:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Didn't Santa already have his required immigration papers? Or did he get the same status as migratory birds?
But then again, since he's bearded, regarded by some as a saint/santa, regulary do his activities during a religious day, favoured kids from a certain religion, flying an unmarked craft with radio silence, breaking into people's houses to leave suspicious packages, and so on. Maybe you should contact the Departement of Homeland Security.
2006-12-20 17:51:13 · answer #2 · answered by E A C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO. But the elves are definitely not documented. Then again, the North Pole does not have any immigrations laws.
2006-12-20 17:23:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He works all over the world, so no. If pushed he might need a Visa/Green card. Are you gonna be the one to push for that?
2006-12-20 17:18:57 · answer #4 · answered by shell 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So that's why he's giving bribes to everybody.
That sneaky little fat sucker.--Now I'm going to get even for that cowboy outfit I asked for and I'm still waiting for. !@#$%^&* him and his rain deer.
What's the number for Immigration?
2006-12-20 17:33:11 · answer #5 · answered by big j 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are absolutely correct. Plus he runs a sweat-shop and abuses animals.
2006-12-20 18:34:46 · answer #6 · answered by Gaspode 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Probably a temporary visitor.
2006-12-20 17:21:51 · answer #7 · answered by kearneyconsulting 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well aside from milk and cookies, he's not really getting paid.
2006-12-20 17:16:39 · answer #8 · answered by Big hands Big feet 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess, now that you mention it, he is an illegal alien....
2006-12-20 17:22:20 · answer #9 · answered by melissa 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋