Oh, I'm a real fun drunk. Not only do I speak fluent German when inebriated, but I can also juggle and gain the strength of ten men. Oh yeah, and alcohol gives me photographic memory. Cops are pouring booze in me all the time so that I can accurately describe crime scenes. My German is only so-so when I'm sober.
2006-12-20 17:11:44
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answered by Basti 3
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First of all Americans cant speak real English.I should know as I am English.I am not sure which language I use when drunk.It could be Arabic,French or Thai.Probably easier to use English.What are you Yanks doing to my language?People in Boston very clear.Why do Americans speak so loudly?Do they have an inferiority complex?Canadiens on holiday here have a Maple Leaf flag sewn ontn their rucksacks.Just to tell everyone they are not from the U.S.A.
2006-12-20 17:21:32
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answered by jjinbkk 3
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I'm Irish. Is éireannach mé; translation here.
I also speak French and some Italian.
2006-12-20 17:15:26
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answered by Anonymous
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Well, sober I am fluent in several languages, but drunk I tend to mix them all together. It's really quite humorous, my friend taped it so I could hear what I sound like -- frightening. I regress back to my native Irish brogue and add a touch of Mexican Spanish, Japanese, English, and German.
2006-12-20 17:17:20
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answered by anonymous 6
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I speak three languages: English and Bad English and French- which helps when swearing around the relo's
2006-12-20 17:13:02
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answered by bluetinkerbell 3
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I speak French too!
2006-12-20 17:10:19
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answered by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7
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if you want to consider this "foreign" (I'm Asian-American):
I get mad British on too much tequila. I think it stems from a conscious disgust for slurring speech transcending into the sub-conscious making my inibriation sound more pleasant by making me sound like Lauren Bacall - and also my drinking buddy attending high school in the Philippines was British.
2006-12-20 21:17:23
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answered by altoidninja 3
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I communicate English very fluently ( it quite is not my close by language, i'm Asian) i will additionally communicate Arabic ( to an quantity yet no longer fluently) and that i'm presently getting to understand to communicate chinese language. humorous how i do no longer communicate my close by language lol
2016-10-15 08:48:06
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answered by millie 4
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Oh ha ha. I speak the language of love when I'm drunk... he he
2006-12-20 17:16:50
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answered by Tricksta-Vic 2
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hahahahahahaha
i like how no one got ur joke
and ur like yelling AS IN PARDON MY FRENCH
hahahahaha
hahhahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
and no
2006-12-20 17:52:21
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answered by Anonymous
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