2006-12-20 17:01:09 · 15 answers · asked by fairy baby : ) 1 in Science & Mathematics ➔ Astronomy & Space
if you were a cute girl and he didn't hit on you-- cuz then you know his taste must be a bit odd_ :]
2006-12-20 17:03:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You would not. Study teams are matched as closely as possible with the inhabitants of the planet they are assigned to observe. We could be detected if we ended up in one of your hospitals or morgues, but so far we have been able to retrieve any injured or killed before they could be cut open. Over the centuries, your planet was a curious place to visit once or twice and was not considered very interesting . Sure, your wars showed us how undeveloped you are as a species. Your infantile,(in cosmic terms) dependence on god concepts does not bode well for you and neither does your penchant to breed beyond your planet's ability to sustain you. We are now showing an interest in you because it is not often that we get to observe a species commit suicide. You are so close to maturing as a sentient species and it will be a shame to see you kill yourselves. There are just not enough of you becoming rational enough to force the issue. You let the least among you determine your fate, so be it.
2006-12-21 22:36:21 · answer #2 · answered by iknowtruthismine 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Pinch him - If he shouts - He is not from outer space
Tickle him - if he laughs - He is not from outer space
Hit him - If he cries - He is not from outer space
Wink at him - If he also winks - He is not from outer space
Smile at him = if he smiles back - He is not from outer space
Put forward your hand - if he comes forward to shake hand - He is not from outer space
And confirmatory test -
Ask for a date - if he agrees and behaves like a man - He is not from outer space
2006-12-21 01:08:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask him a question he could not possibly know the answer to. If he answers, he's human. If he says, "Gee, I don't know", he is from outer space. If you meet a human male who can admit he doesn't know something, don't let go of him!
2006-12-21 01:04:31 · answer #4 · answered by hollidel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The "guy" would look like no other living thing on this planet.
Why should something from another planet look like a human or any other animal on Earth?
Better yet, why would you sit next to a thing like that?
2006-12-21 03:12:44 · answer #5 · answered by almintaka 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Antennas on His Head of Course, what a blind question! jeez!
haven't you ever seen episodes of My Favorite Martian, oh you're right his antennas were not always up, my mistake, i apologize
anyways mind your own beeswax Hominid!, they're not bothering anyone, just here to observe, once report back, then maybe later things change, so mind your own beeswax, now you're making me slobber with my Sibilant S! Marvin the Martian is the warmonger not us! so there! (stick tongue at you), make me very Angry!
2006-12-21 02:01:14 · answer #6 · answered by Courageous Capt. Cat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 - he asks questions most people would easily know the answers to.
2 - look at his hair and his features, if they look false, then that's another sign of being "not from here."
3 - look at the way he walks, if he shuffles, then he's not used to the gravity and that's another sign.
2006-12-21 13:58:20 · answer #7 · answered by chrisj 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If he claims that having no ears is from the same 'skin condition' that makes him green.
2006-12-21 01:10:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check the tag on the back of his neck and see where he was manufactured.
2006-12-21 01:07:56 · answer #9 · answered by HollyB 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
try to kiss him, if refused, he is from some other planet
2006-12-21 01:34:09 · answer #10 · answered by Rosie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋