where's my moose?
2006-12-20 16:57:16 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
The new fad is take one of those easy squeeze things and just run around randomly squeezing the heck out of the lawn just before sunset
2006-12-20 17:00:34 · answer #1 · answered by JustLynn 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
3
2006-12-21 01:20:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok 3 times an hour every hour so that makes it 72 times.
also the moose is on the loose I believe they called it in to the local and is sitting there having a pot or two with a reindeer and one of santas elfs.
good luck with the lawn and if the mayonaise doesnt work try egg nog...
cheers
2006-12-21 02:52:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It takes 5 times a day, but if you spread a mayonnaise/pickle juice combination, you only have to do it once a day.
Since moose enjoy this cuisine, you should find your moose chomping on your lawn.
2006-12-21 01:01:38 · answer #4 · answered by ☼Divine Wind☼ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Once, twice,or three times, not more, or it's gonna burn out.
Make sure it gets mowed weekly or it'll get into a full blown bush.
Your moose is hidden in the bush.
2006-12-21 01:32:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO!!!! NO!!!! NO!!!!
Mayonnaise smells like mayonnaise. You don't want your lawn to smell like mayonnaise do you??? Besides, you will give salmonella to all the squirrels and birdies. And what about all those friends of yours who constantly have the munchies???
2006-12-21 01:05:09 · answer #6 · answered by Buttercup Rocks! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three are enough.
I saw your moose at the mall, he asked me not to tell you what he's going to get you for Christmas.
2006-12-21 01:03:38 · answer #7 · answered by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
zero
I don't know where did you put your moose? where did you see it last? retrace your steps and you'll probably find it out on the lawn, drenched in mayonnaise
2006-12-21 01:02:53 · answer #8 · answered by kewtber 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
oooh thats a tuffy! im guessing 3 x's a day.Your moose is running down the highway with a 6pk in his mouth.
2006-12-21 00:59:52 · answer #9 · answered by Crissy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
2 - 3 times per day will keep the bologna off.
2006-12-21 03:00:46 · answer #10 · answered by radioflyer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋