2006-12-20 16:23:40 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Social Science ➔ Psychology
I'm sorry, but you're screwed.
I logged on to Yahoo! message boards on September 19th, 2002 and it took me 4 years and a husband (who I met there) later to get out. Then, stupidly, I logged on to Yahoo! Answers sometime in October (it's all just a haze now) and I've been here ever since.
It's not so bad, really. Have you checked out the free buffet? They have crab legs. There's Whirling Dervishes who dance at 7pm in the main lounge and line dancing at 9. You can check out Bingo on Saturday morning and we have popcorn and a movie on Sunday nights except last Sunday there was some sort of power outtage and we had to yell out questions and answers, which became confusing to say the least!
I've dragged two friends on Yahoo! Answer hell with me and the last one posted 273 answers on Fantasy sports in ONE DAY. This is worse than crack, and I love crack, but this is worse!
Maybe we can play Apples to Apples or something later, eh? I think I can muster up some light beer and Wheat Thins.
2006-12-20 18:23:30 · answer #1 · answered by DanaZ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whatever. You are not trapped in Yahoo Answers. That is impossible. And no, I cannot help.
2006-12-21 00:30:59 · answer #2 · answered by SuzyBelle04 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
when you say trapped.. you mean in questions or answers?
wait.. you are still level 3, you can still get out before you get to level 6, 7............
just shut down the computer now.. wait (rate this best answer first :) )
2006-12-21 10:00:48 · answer #3 · answered by YourDreamDoc 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Slowly walk away from your computer. Sit on the far side of the room. Sit on your hands. Help is on the way..
2006-12-21 02:37:22 · answer #4 · answered by queendebadow 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Log out for 3 months..its then a different world again..amazing..apart from that, e-Mail "Bamma" (from Answers)..if he can't help you ..no-one can..kit say Bamma true bizarro brother.Hello.
2006-12-21 00:44:31 · answer #5 · answered by kit walker 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a deep breath and click the little "x" in the corner.
2006-12-21 00:27:30 · answer #6 · answered by Kotori Shizukesa 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
leave a trail of breadcrumbs next time, and if your level is not too high they will spit you out after awhile and make you get out.
Sweet dreams
2006-12-21 00:59:39 · answer #7 · answered by rynay 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need to see a psychiatrist really bad, man. I feel sorry for you.
2006-12-21 00:32:46 · answer #8 · answered by FILO 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Easy, just click on one of these links below and get out:
http://www.public-speaking-solutions.com
http://www.relationship-affairs.com
http://sitesell.com/Offers1.html
2006-12-21 00:53:16 · answer #9 · answered by Sofia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just don't login. If you're really that addicted to it, see a psychiatrist.
2006-12-21 01:11:48 · answer #10 · answered by ityernoth101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋