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I'd Be 95 and would Die from Smiling Too Much brought on By my 25 year old Girlfriend lol

2006-12-20 16:17:59 · 15 answers · asked by D B 4 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

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Me, I am going to be 148..living alone in government housing where my 66 cats lick the skin off my boney body after I fall and bleed to death because my emergency button around my neck..failed to work because my SSI check wasn't enough to pay for the bill so I wasn't able to say..

I FELL AND I CAN"T GET UP...so no one responded and then I was found dead 14 days later but oh how fat and well fed my cats were...They wer all adopted by the way!

2006-12-20 16:24:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

LOL. That would be a way to go. I want to die in bed with my sons and great grandchildren holding my hand. My sons are only 12 and 8 years old now BTW.

2006-12-20 16:21:30 · answer #2 · answered by Bubuchachum 6 · 1 0

you can jump down from the 29th floor r lie on the railway track r just jump into the sea r take about 20 sleeping pills if u wish to die.

2006-12-20 16:21:30 · answer #3 · answered by zainul 2 · 1 0

tough call my friend.

i don't know how painful it would be, and i hope not at all. but i think i'd like to be the oldest person to skydive, and die doing it. SMACK. into the ground. i'd feel bad for the folk who'd have to peel me off the ground and cremate me (my request), but hey. i'd die having a darn good time, **** my pants, and go out in an explosion of flesh.

wooooo!

2006-12-20 16:20:56 · answer #4 · answered by B.B Top 3 · 1 1

In bed just after making love and in the arms of a beautiful woman.

2006-12-20 16:23:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Not by leaving the world----I intend to remain here, enriching the garden after I die.

2006-12-20 17:41:01 · answer #6 · answered by Palmerpath 7 · 1 0

I'd be 100 and I would die in my sleep,painlessly & quiet in my husbands arms!

2006-12-20 16:25:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Of old age and that I would have lived my life to the best of my abilities.

2006-12-20 16:19:43 · answer #8 · answered by OnThe36th 5 · 1 0

I would like to go out eating ice cream!

2006-12-20 16:19:40 · answer #9 · answered by G G 2 · 1 0

A pole through my neck....I guess you'd just have to know me to know why i'd want to go out this way.

2006-12-20 16:21:23 · answer #10 · answered by thelastryan 3 · 1 1

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