2006-12-20 14:14:31 · 13 answers · asked by buttnut 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I love when I wipe and there are no brown spots. I feel cleaner, for some reason.
2006-12-20 14:17:24 · update #1
You might be unclear on the concept of "cleaning". The brown marks are on your bottom due to improper and incomplete wiping. When you wipe a bottom , and see brown marks on the wiping paper, you should continue wiping until you see no more brown marks on your paper.
For best results, wash with soap and water in the shower, or use a bidet if you inhabit a truly civilized country.
In less civilized countries, you can use a technique called "scooting the carpet", popular with canines.
2006-12-20 14:19:46 · answer #1 · answered by Richard E 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha your story reminds me of my four yr old. everytime he goes poopie he uses a crapload of toiletpaper when I ask why he uses so much he say because i can't see the brown stuff he will keep wiping until he comes up with something. Sometimes he uses the whole roll of toilet paper. We actually have to hide the roll.
2006-12-20 14:26:48 · answer #2 · answered by rosiejac 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH crap ...! You must be a man no doubt. Hey if you keep wiping then wipe somemore or use one of those wet toliette things and wipe till its clean. No excuse for soiled yellowed underwear nowdays. I make sure my a** is clean before i pulll my undies up. NO BIGGIE!
2006-12-20 14:19:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha
My old house mate was cheering in the toilet one day, I asked what all the fuss was all about. He said he just had a 'diamond wipe', where you wipe and the paper is all clean.
2006-12-20 14:20:12 · answer #4 · answered by babycakes 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i cleaned it at 8o'clock AM Eastern US time and it is now 10:30pm and I have no brown lines that are visible to me. So I guess today. Today I cleaned my bottom and no brown lines appeared. Congratulations to me! I'm not a Poopstain unlike yourself.
2006-12-20 14:20:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL this is very funny! Yeah I'm a clean dude, most of the time when I sh*t I'm all clean from down there.lol When I'm not clean, I clean myself (takes me usually 1 to 2 minutes). lol
2006-12-20 14:23:21 · answer #6 · answered by Loving Life, Always, and Forever 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last time I had a clean break when I did a #2. Never push, it sends you straight to the showers.
2006-12-20 14:16:51 · answer #7 · answered by Kiss My Shaz 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yesterday.
2006-12-20 15:00:42 · answer #8 · answered by Jon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm maybe a week or two ago after one of those extra dry painful, chunky turds. Why do i get the feeling you use a mirror to inspect your crack after every dropping?
2006-12-20 14:18:17 · answer #9 · answered by jorluke 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try to ask an intelligent question, but then again , you have to be intelligent to ask an intelligent queston. take your trash mouth to the toilet and gargle. they say american schools in comparison to the rest of the world is very low on the list. i can see why.
2006-12-20 14:39:34 · answer #10 · answered by xoro 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋