2006-12-20 14:08:32 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
He realised he was gay, and didnt want to live with the pressure of being santa so he left the north pole and headed for the tropics. But on the way he got caught by the marfia in a case of mistaken identity and was held against his will until they realised who he was and released him. He tried to make it as a used car salesman on the east coast, but was told that his Ho Ho Ho comments were intimidating the female customers so he was fired. I believe he was last seen on the Jerry Springer show titled .. ' I got your mother pregnant, but im married to your father ' .
2006-12-20 14:21:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What did happen to Santa? Did he lose his way, he couldn't have, I sold him a few months ago a GPS.
2006-12-20 22:14:48 · answer #2 · answered by markos m 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Santa was a myth started long ago i think in sweeden so it was a myth
2006-12-20 22:17:05 · answer #3 · answered by Tamara Loves Kenny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he died of old age. If by santa you mean saint nick.
2006-12-20 22:18:41 · answer #4 · answered by Beaverscanttalk 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In jail arrested for animal cruelty
Charge: constantly whipping them reindeer of his every christmas eve.
2006-12-20 22:57:58 · answer #5 · answered by Nace 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋