2006-12-20 13:58:15 · 26 answers · asked by Macky Mangasi 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
1. Gift certificate from any shop in Bagdad.
2 Gift certificate from any shop in Afghanistan.
3 Gift certificate from any shop in Iran.
4 Gift certificate from any shop in Islamabad
5 Gift certificate from anybody named osama
6 Gift certificate from anybody who's name rhymes with Osama
7 Gift certificate from anybody who smells like TNT
8 Gift certificate from Politicians
9 Gift certificate from the Politically correct LEFT
10Gift certificate from the Politically correct RIGHT
2006-12-20 14:17:44 · answer #1 · answered by Jerry T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10. Andre the Giant Champagne
9. Hickory Farms Smoked Gristle Assortment
8. An hour of free advertising on CBS
7. The Jimmy Swaggart Pop-up Book
6. Angry Live Bird in a Bag from Hartz
5. Vanilla Ice Aqua Velva for Men
4. Al Sharpton Hair Styling Spackle
3. Amish MP3 players
2. DVD of the Christmas classic " Burl Ives's Christmas Sauna"
1. a personalized crack pipe
2006-12-20 22:38:55 · answer #2 · answered by Flea© 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Fruitcake?
2. 8 Track Tapes?
3. VD?
4. DUI/DWI?
5. Mom and Dad spend the night when we have a hot date?
6. Did I say VD? Oh! How about ............ Rice Cakes?
7. A Bathroom Scale that works?
8. Dead Rat in the Attic?
9. The Credit Card Bill?
10. I did mention VD? OK, just checking. OK, then for the number ten I will say .................. I better not say, it just too terrible to mention!!!
OK, I am back after a Beer, the most horrible, terrible, horrendous gift ........................... a Collect Phone call from ........... The IRS!!!!!! Argggggh!!!!!!
2006-12-20 22:16:28 · answer #3 · answered by Snaglefritz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. Aids/HIV
2. Syphillus
3. Ghonarea
4. Herpes
5. Leprosy
6. Typhoid
7. E. Coli poisening
8. TB
9. Measels
10. Any Teletubby (especially Tinky Winky)
2006-12-20 22:03:05 · answer #4 · answered by MenifeeManiac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fruitcake
Socks
Underwear
Cheap wine
Pins to wear on sweaters(the kind that are given to Older Ladies)
Knitted shawls
Stationary
Cassette Tapes
Canned Ham
Stuffed Animals
2006-12-20 22:07:24 · answer #5 · answered by grbarnaba 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't be raggin on socks i like getting them cause their always the last thing on my mind when im at the mall. everytime i need socks i never get them for christmas cause people think its a bad gift the absolute worst gift ive ever received was leggings i was pregnant and noone thought to get me nice maternity pants everyone bought me leggings i felt like a chicken walking around with my big belly and skinny legs
2006-12-20 22:04:14 · answer #6 · answered by demoness_6969 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Being given a shirt from someone by a brand that isn't that popular cough, cough ROOTS.
Candies & chocolate bars that have tastes that are really gross.
2006-12-20 22:02:27 · answer #7 · answered by Kenster102.5 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here we go the Top 10:
#10. A kiss from grandma
#9.Used dishes
#8.Socks
#7. A Christmas card in a forin language
#6.Fruit cake
#5.A gift certificate to Jenny Craig
#4.Cookies....Not just any cookies mind you, but the absolute worst tasting cookies ever created!!!
#3.A toilet seat
#2.A knitted candy cane warmer
And the number ONE unwanted gift this christmas season is............(*Drum roll*)..............................................................................................
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#1.A gift certificate for a Yahoo Answers T-Shirt!!!!!
2006-12-20 22:48:11 · answer #8 · answered by brandy t 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A one way plane ticket to Bagdad
2006-12-20 22:00:08 · answer #9 · answered by t s 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Underwear! Who the heck wants someone esle to pick out there underwear.. Plus underwear is made by the devil always uncomfy! uck... no undies for me..
2006-12-20 22:00:51 · answer #10 · answered by GirlWithQuestions 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋