I recently took a trip to SubSaharan Africa to hunt Giraffes and Hippos, and to spread the word of our lord to the natives. While there I had unprotected intercourse with several female and male prostitutes. What should I do? I want to be intimate with my wife tonight, how long should I wait?
2006-12-20 13:12:16 · 8 answers · asked by The Truth About Cigarettes! 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
If what you are saying is true, yes, you definitely could have gotten AIDS. In fact, you would be in a very high risk category, given the types of act and the location in which you were.
AIDS can lay dormant (meaning you show no symptoms) for as much as 10 years. In other words, you could be infected for 10 years with no knowledge of it. You should definitely get tested if you did take such a foolish risk. There is a three month window for testing of HIV(The virus which causes AIDS), Which means antibodies do not necessarily show up on a test if you contracted the disease less than three months ago.
You therefore need to have no unprotected sex with ANYONE (especially not a trusting spouse) until a three month period after which you get tested, and until you get your results.
2006-12-20 13:18:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok. Go to planned parenthood and do a aids test (they're anonymous). Soemtimes it takes anywhere from 6 months to 2 years for someone to show as HIV+. Do a test now. Wait for 2 years and do a test again, and if everything is fine, don't try to do the same stupid thing in africa. I can't believe that you're not making this story up. Hunt Giraffes and Hippos, and spread the word of our lord and have sex with everyone there!!!!! They don't even go hand in hand with each other.
2006-12-20 13:23:39 · answer #2 · answered by thewiseone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mixing blood doesn't cause AIDS. Only mixing blood with someone who has AIDS. Besides, you can not get AIDS by a mosquito, if you could a lot more people would have it. .
2016-05-23 02:48:29 · answer #3 · answered by Alison 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you guys really that gullible?
Cant you appreciate the humor of his question.
If the illness wasnt such a serious problem affecting so many unfortunate souls it would have been funny.
You should have used crabs,They are funny but a good try just the same.
2006-12-20 13:27:55 · answer #4 · answered by realestate_leader 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are very creative, perhaps you should write a book.
People, dont answer the question. Click on his avatar. He is lying!
2006-12-20 13:20:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You probable got Aids and rightfully so !!
2006-12-20 13:15:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unless you want to give your wife god knows what, i would keep your dick in your pants.
2006-12-20 13:15:56 · answer #7 · answered by Smile in the shadow 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont worry about it , if you have aids she should also . Its her duty as a wife .
2006-12-20 13:21:05 · answer #8 · answered by truth.hurts 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋