2006-12-20 13:02:04 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
I've electrified the bars on my windows, and the sherry I left out is actually 50% nitric acid. The mince pies are armour-piercing variety. I've also put a bin on the roof labelled "yummy reindeer snacks" but filled it with bad tempered mutant sea bass.
2006-12-20 13:12:58 · update #1
sweatheart no offence but i think the christmas excitement has got you or maybe you have watched too many movies.if i were you i would get a good sleep and if that doesn't help please go and see your doctor as soon as possible because iam exceptionally worried about you.
2006-12-20 21:58:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my God what did your husband do to you and the kids?????????????? Is he that rotten? You will be had up for murder after this so do we come to prison in the new year to see whether they minced you up there and put you behind the electrified bars? Your poor kids will be left all alone with nothing to eat and crying out "We saw Mummy kissing Santa Claus last year and this year there have been electrifying results!"
2006-12-20 21:25:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Sos... Last I heard Father Christmas is in and out sooo fast that he escapes all attempts to catch him. Be careful, though, or your living room will be filled with coal and both your front and back garden bum high with reindeer dung!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
A wickedly Happy Christmas you Sos, you!
And to everyone else, may your's be merry, joyous, and filled with all the great things you enjoy!
2006-12-20 21:40:06 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The reindeer and sleigh have just been window dressing to keep you confused. Snares and mines will not stop magical folk. You muggles are so gullible.
2006-12-20 21:14:35 · answer #4 · answered by St N 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
From a Health and Safety veiwpont I think you may be open to third party liability, and unlimited damages claims. You are unlikley to catch santa, however, you may nail some unsuspecting birds - cheaper than turkey and just as tasty!
2006-12-20 21:37:37 · answer #5 · answered by Mark R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That desperate for a man or mad at your husband? I think you need to talk to someone to get over your hate and anger before you really hurt or kill someone.
You wont catch anyone this year or the next one either. Give up they are to smart.
2006-12-20 22:12:12 · answer #6 · answered by nasusnna20032000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you want to see him do "The North Pole Bogey", electrify your roof! He becomes a dancin' fool!
2006-12-20 21:05:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Father Christmas will catch on. He's into the 21st century, with all the high-tech gadgets that will bypass your plans.
'He knows when you've been bad or good...' tra la la. Happy Christmas!
2006-12-20 21:07:23 · answer #8 · answered by Mary W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No...I think you misread the instructions, you should have put a minced pie on the roof...not mines...
2006-12-20 21:06:56 · answer #9 · answered by Mr Crusty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you want to catch santa, get a middle aged looking blow-up doll as bait. Santa is partial to mums, as last year I saw mummy kissing santa claus.....
2006-12-20 21:41:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋