2006-12-20 12:53:08 · 11 answers · asked by Orditz 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender
Hi, you and me should get together because my name backwards is just GOD with a little bit of U in it.
Hope you like it,
Doug
2006-12-20 13:56:25 · answer #1 · answered by Doug 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Go up to them with a rose smile deeply looking at them and ask them to marry you.
Say "So, if I say you have a beautiful body... will ya hold it against me love." But say it in an Irish or English accent its funnier this way. Laughter is a great way to get girls.
Have a waiter send them whatever their drinking with a note to join you for dinner, dancing, and magic.
Hello love of my life ...Ive been waiting forever and now your here.
Good evening... lovely lady... iam your humble servant and kiss her hand.
Just walk up to her with your arms folded looking at her and then put out your hand and say "Dance", dance with me. You are most lovely. Please. and put out your hand out stretched again.
2006-12-23 05:13:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Approach them in club/bar and say the following:
"The first drink is own me and after you lick that one off ... I will buy you another".
2006-12-23 17:26:29 · answer #3 · answered by Kirk S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let me take your derivative so I can lie tangent to your curves.
Got to love math jokes!
2006-12-20 21:25:01 · answer #4 · answered by Waverly Pascale 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pick up lines are for socially inept, intellectually void, immature desperates who couldn't get laid even if they paid for it.
2006-12-20 20:59:57 · answer #5 · answered by Ashley 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
you: Did it hurt
person your asking: did what hurt
you: when you fell from heaven
2006-12-20 22:11:57 · answer #6 · answered by Ashely 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You must have dropped your ring, I don't see one on your left hand.
2006-12-20 20:57:40 · answer #7 · answered by Nick 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
FUC4 me if i'm wrong, but isnt your name Gretchen?
2006-12-20 21:04:42 · answer #8 · answered by USMCstingray 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Excuse me,
Were you waiting for me?
2006-12-20 20:59:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
how would you like to be penetrated?
2006-12-20 23:23:51 · answer #10 · answered by kida182001 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋