Who are the top five biggest off screen suck ups in the history of the WWE?

Question

One thing has always held true in the WWE, and that the more you kiss the McMahons a$$es the better your chances are that you will be successful. Here are my top five:
1. Triple H: This guy brought sucking up to a new level. Even before he dated Stephanie McMahon he was a consistent "Yes Man" to Vince, always agreeing with him and even selling out a few wrestlers in order to gain credit points from Vince. Bret Hart said there wasn't a day where Triple H wasn't somewhere near Vince. Even his friends Kevin Nash and Sean Waltman have been known to joke about how much of a suck up he is.
2. Shawn Michaels: Not as big of a one now, but before he was a huge suck up. He would do anything to gain credibilty with the McMahons and that included selling people out, which is why Marty Janetty hates him so much. He was also known to spread lies to make others look bad in the face of Vince, like when he said Bret Hart was having an affair with Sunny when it was actually Shawn himself with Sunny.

3. Batista: He has been Stephanie's follower and personal "Yes Man" since 2004, and has never disagreed with her and compliments her constently. He really picked up the pace since he has gotten back because he wanted the World Heavyweight Title back and now that he has got that he is trying his best to make sure if he faces The Undertaker at Wrestlemania 23 he wins.

4. Hulk Hogan: He was really the first suck up in the WWF (now the WWE) and was like that until he became so big that he had leverage over Vince because of his popularity, he still is a pretty good one still though which is why he doesn't ever lose.

5. JBL: He isn't really a big one. He just has been known to agree alot with Vince in order to get his own ideas out, which some of them were good, for instance he was the one that came up with the idea for the WWE wrestlers to go to Iraq and entertain the troops.

Here are the top five least suck ups in the history of the WWE:
1. Bret Hart: Was always known to disagree with Vince even when the relationship was good. He was really one of the first big name wrestlers in the WWE that got to the top because of his abilty and not because of sucking up to Vince.
2. Chris Benoit: This guy is the olypian ideal of people who rather show people what they are about than talk about it, and that is why one of his nickames is "The Most Respected Wrestler in the WWE."
3. RVD: Has always been very anti-athoritative. Not to the point where he never listens to what the McMahons say, but he doesn't believe in kissing a$$ to furthur your carrer, which is why it took him so long to finally get a World Title.
4. The Undertaker: Contrary to some beliefs, he has never been a suck up backstage. The reason he is so accomplishe is because he sells his character so well that Vince would be crazy to not reward him, plus he is a good wrestler.

5. Christian Cage: Left the WWE because he was tired of all of the politics backstage and the fact that if you weren't a main eventer you were to stay away from the ones that are. Plus, he finally got tired when he had to sell John Cena as the top wrestler at Raw, which is actually one of the reasons why Kurt Angle left as well.

Answer 1

1. HHH - no doubt I MEAN C'MON MARRYING THE BOSSES DAUGHTER
2. Batista - this guy is just a horrible wrestler he is just big and Steph McMahon and HHH(who does run things backstage a bit now) abousolutly love this guy
3. JBL - this guy did do some @$$ kissing back in 04 - 05 to get booked seriously and they said what the heck this guy is nice and been in the company a while so why not
4. Shawn Michaels - the same things you said about lies and ratting people out
5. John Cena - he is seriously loved by Vince, HHH, Linda, Steph, and Shane that is why he is the poster boy of WWE right now they booked this guy beating Chris Jericho(that started Jericho's decline in WWE because he lost to Cena) in Cena's second ever match

Answer 2

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Answer 3

I cared when I was 12