Help! I need a really funny seinfeld quote by tomorrow. Please help!!!
2006-12-20 11:54:34 · 13 answers · asked by crackers133 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
THESE PRETZLES ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY
2006-12-20 11:57:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I Like Staying In Hotels, I Enjoy Hotels. I Like The Tiny Soap. I Pretend That It's Normal Soap And Myt Muscles Are Huge. You Can Always Tell When Your Staying In A Fine Luxury Hotel, When The TV Is Bolted To A Solid Steel Beam Welded To The Door. - Bathroom Act
Then The Stewardess' Come Out, They Have To Do Their Little Emergancy Equipment Show, One Of Them Reads It The Other One Acts It Out,(SUNG) "Hey We Have Seatbelts, And Oxygen Masks, Things For You To Use"
They Show You How To Use A Seatbelt In Case You Haven't Been In A Car Since 1965. (SARCASTICALLY) Oh You Lift UP On The Buckle, Ohh, I Was Trying To Break The Metal Apart, I Thought That's How It Worked. I Was Gonna Tear The Fabric Part Of The Belt. Then They Always Point Out The Emergancy Exits, Always With That Very Big Vague Point Though Isn't It?
Where The Hell Would These Places Be?
Plane Is On A 900 Degree Angle, Your Hair Is On Fire, You're Looking For This.
I Always Go In The Airplane Bathroom Even If I Don't Need To Go, It's Like A Little Apartment On The Plane. Go In There The Light Comes On After A Second. But I'm Always Impressed With All The Equipment They Have In There. I Mean It's Little, But They Got The Tissues, Towels, Closets, Compartments, Tiny Slot For Used Razor Blades. Who Is Shaving on The Plane?
And Shaving So Much Their Using Up Razor Blades?
What is The Wolfman Flying On The Plane? Who Could Shave That Much? - Stand Up Act
2006-12-20 13:23:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're real...and they're spectacular!( Elaine,referring to the breasts of a girlfriend of Jerry's, played by Teri Hatcher)
2006-12-20 14:12:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I still laugh when I remember what he answered when the coffee lady asked him if he wanted a cup of coffee.
"Yep", he said.
Just like that.
Funny?
My knees were soaking.
2006-12-20 11:58:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A dingo ate my baby. Elaine
Festivus for the rest of us.
2006-12-20 11:58:51 · answer #5 · answered by lumberman57 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George:" My father's gay"
Elaine: " yada yada yada"
Kramer: : " I'll have a decaf cappuccino"
Jerry: " That's a shame"
2006-12-20 13:48:53 · answer #6 · answered by DLG 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it moved.
I was in the pool!!! I was in the pool!!!
He's like a Svenjolly.
Are you still master of your own domain?
Yadda yadda yadda...
Flaming globes of Sigmund.
2006-12-20 11:59:40 · answer #7 · answered by John's Secret Identity™ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"why does it shrink?" "IT JUST DOES!" Kramer: "I'll buy you a sundress and a parasol and you can sashay your pretty little self around the town square!"
2016-05-23 02:37:19 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
George: "I'm sorry; the card says Moops."
The Bubble Boy: "Moors! It's a misprint, you jerk!"
George: "Too bad. It says...'Moops'."
The Bubble Boy: "Moors!"
George: "Moops!"
2006-12-20 12:27:24 · answer #9 · answered by KatGuy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
she called me a hipster doofus
2006-12-20 12:00:27 · answer #10 · answered by restofmoose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep it simple---in an exaggerated and expressive voice say
HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
2006-12-20 17:36:19 · answer #11 · answered by rawalt17 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋