Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Heather Whitestone (Miss Alabama) in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.
"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
2006-12-20 11:07:41 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
Yes that's a LOL, really in-famous.
2006-12-23 09:23:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
The police do not create disorder. The police preserve disorder.
Attributed to the late Mayor Richard J. Daley of Chicago, referring to riots in 1968.
2006-12-21 05:43:54 · answer #2 · answered by Adoptive Father 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah i thought the homer one was "trying is the first step to failure" o and the ever popular "änd then i shall rule the world!" usually followed by the muhahaha e.t.c
2006-12-20 11:46:47 · answer #3 · answered by mel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AAAaaaahhahhah........you got that from "vh1 40 dumbest celebrity quotes ever"
I really love the fist one....the one that goes..."I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because..."
that one made me smile...=D
Happy Holidays!!!!
2006-12-20 15:00:04 · answer #4 · answered by Whaaaat?? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the best one I've heard is :
"Failure is the first step to success"
-Homer Simpson
2006-12-20 11:27:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
........... an infamous BUSHISM .......!!
"Our enemies never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country, and neither do we."
2006-12-20 11:36:53 · answer #6 · answered by rjr 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2006-12-23 14:15:04 · answer #7 · answered by . 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋