if toast allways falls jam side down then if you go out on a friday night and get realy realy drunk if you have spread jam on the soles of your shoes will you never fall over or every time you fall you will land back on your feet. also would jam work on your bike tyres so you cant fall of your bike.
2006-12-20 10:50:54 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
Not so good in the summer..... all those damn wasps
2006-12-20 21:18:57 · answer #1 · answered by ragdoll 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've obviously never tried spreading jam on the soles of your shoes when really really drunk!
2006-12-20 10:59:14 · answer #2 · answered by Paddywhacked 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've tried it but after i got drunk the jam came off my shoes cos' of all the puke and kebab chilli sauce and stale urine had washed it all off, good idea though , the jam on the tyres of a bike one didn't work to good either , as soon as i put my brakes on they got jammed and i went over the handle bars and knocked myself out !!!! I have a pet iguana called 'norris'
2006-12-20 11:03:30 · answer #3 · answered by 株式会THE CITADEL 株式会 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not sure but if you have trousers that are too short then put some jam on your shoes and invite your trousers down for tea!
2006-12-20 21:03:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wouldn't you look a bit of a prat carting a jam-jar around with you for the better part of the night ?
2006-12-20 11:50:46 · answer #5 · answered by rjr 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Won't work because you forgot the toast.
2006-12-20 10:56:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am loving the obsession with jam!!!!!
2006-12-20 10:58:00 · answer #7 · answered by Just Me.... 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No no, my kitchen floor would be a mess!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-20 10:53:42 · answer #8 · answered by Jane H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋