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**BOING**

Hey..... I'm a planner. You think I'd forget to strategically place the trampoline? *wink*

2006-12-20 11:11:13 · answer #1 · answered by Marianne not Ginger™ 7 · 4 0

Humm if you went by the Wiley Coyote philosophy, you would get up walking like an accordion and be back chasing the Road Runner in no time flat...did I say flat? LOL
But if I jumped off the same cliff, you would need a scraper to get me off the rocks...

2006-12-20 10:42:16 · answer #2 · answered by tigerlily_catmom 7 · 0 0

No. If the cliff were one hundred and fifty ft tall, you'd be vacationing at about sixty seven miles in line with hour as you reached the bottom. people are waiting to leap at a speed of about 2 or 3 miles in line with hour, so that you will be able to diminish your result p.c. with the help of two or 3 miles in line with hour, then you extremely'd slam into the rock at sixty 4 mph, and almost actual die.

2016-12-01 00:37:38 · answer #3 · answered by minogue 4 · 0 0

If you're anything like a cat you'll land on all fours, if not i'll ask myself why I jumped off to begin with while i'm waiting for the ambulance. *Hugz*

2006-12-20 10:37:37 · answer #4 · answered by ☆Karma☆ 6 · 2 0

I land on a large, heaping and rather smelly pile of banana peels that save my life from a certain and untimely death.

2006-12-20 10:59:20 · answer #5 · answered by hmbn 4 · 0 0

Well, according to some of my favorite cartoons, you break a hole in the ground looking like the outline of your body.

2006-12-20 10:40:13 · answer #6 · answered by loser 3 · 3 0

After my three point landing, I'd brush myself off and keep on walking.

2006-12-20 10:40:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lots of pain ud hear a splat!! and see urself all over the ground LOL!

2006-12-20 10:37:08 · answer #8 · answered by VampirePrincess 2 · 0 0

My insides split on the earths surface.

2006-12-21 00:03:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

A lot of pain and break a few bones.

2006-12-20 10:41:55 · answer #10 · answered by Nancy M. 4 · 0 0

Ouch!

2006-12-20 10:36:20 · answer #11 · answered by Bored With This 4 · 0 0

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