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You obviously haven't seen "The Matrix"

2006-12-20 11:03:12 · answer #1 · answered by Sherluck 6 · 3 0

To quote Douglas Adams, I hurl myself at the ground and miss. That should confuse the heck out of any pursuer, and convince them that I'm someone they really shouldn't be messing with. Even if you're just running for the sake of running, as long as you get the "miss" part right, it's a truly cool little trick.

2006-12-20 11:16:31 · answer #2 · answered by mdfalco71 6 · 1 0

I go over the edge, and taking a chapter from Wyle E. Coyote's book, whip out my ACME jet pack and fly directly into the ground.

2006-12-20 10:30:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If someone is chasing me and wants to hurt me- keep running, praying and hoping that whatever happens it doesn't hurt and I make it out alive.
If not- Pray for a miracle and turn to the left/right whatever the best option is.

2006-12-20 10:55:04 · answer #4 · answered by shea_8705 5 · 0 0

Stop. Unless you're being chased by a group of men with guns, in which case you jump and straighten your legs before you hit water.

2006-12-20 10:25:26 · answer #5 · answered by Teresa 5 · 1 0

my advice: don't run up to the cliff in the first place. (haha) Turning around would be the best thing you could do.

2006-12-20 10:25:39 · answer #6 · answered by lildude 1 · 0 0

For most of the people on here, I would have to say keep running. However, in your case, I have never seen you be a smarta** so I would have to say hang a quick right and another quick right and keep on running!!!

2006-12-20 10:25:21 · answer #7 · answered by leadfoot126 4 · 0 0

Well, my brakes are a little rusty at my old age of 19 good years lol so they don't work as well as they used to so I just Jump and hope to God I don't chip the paint! *hugz*

2006-12-20 10:26:05 · answer #8 · answered by ☆Karma☆ 6 · 0 0

I start rock climbing my way downwards on the cliff!

2006-12-21 00:03:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Hold up my sign that says "bye" and fall to the ground with a splat. Hopefully the roadrunner will speed by and say "beep-beep."

2006-12-20 10:32:50 · answer #10 · answered by FunBetty! 6 · 1 0

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