probably the same reason three buses show up at once when you've been waiting an hour, all things being random.
2006-12-20 10:18:45
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answered by tanner1ie 2
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Jerry Seinfeld said that every wash, one sock decides to break free from its boring sock drawer prison, and it sees the laundry as a way of busting out. He didn't know where they go, though.
Personally, I think there's more of a "Sock Gnomes" conspiracy. Like the Underpants Gnomes (shown in an expose' on South Park stealing Tweek's underpants) stealing underpants for no good reason. Except lone socks are even more useless.
Unless the Sock Gnomes plan on offering socks back for a hefty ransom. They might get a few nickels for the safe return of stray sock-napping victims.
2006-12-20 10:20:19
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answered by SlowClap 6
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The missing sock sticks to the side of the washing machine or dryer near the top, so you don't see it, so you leave it in the laundry mat for the next person to keep. Either that, or you drop the sock somewhere between your bedroom, the laundry hamper, and the laundry room.
2006-12-20 11:12:46
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answered by Randy G 7
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i don't recognize yet i imagine i receives a hilarious snort after I get to heaven and all my in demand lacking socks come pouring out of the Sky on my head!! next will come all my lost pup dogs, then the buddies i have lost song of via the years!! What a social gathering!!
2016-11-28 00:18:33
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answered by karsten 4
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the sock missing is sign in your life to get more socks meening you have anough money to buy more socks wich is a sign that you should donate money to charety if you do i think youl find that the socks come back
2006-12-20 10:37:07
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answered by Anonymous
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it is clearly obvious that your socks do not like you. I have conversed with my dryer and she confirms that they do not eat socks. IT is actually the process of transfer, as in transportation, that loses socks, oh, and not using a lint sheet, that's part of the problem too.
2006-12-20 10:18:53
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answered by acelessthan3 3
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The dryer monster eats them-but only one from each pair.
2006-12-20 10:18:28
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answered by Country girl 7
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the go to the Isle of Crete and mate and make baby socks !
2006-12-20 10:17:39
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answered by 60's child 2
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Maybe its a sign from above that we were all intended to go through life barefoot.
2006-12-20 10:17:28
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answered by rhino 6
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Southparks' Underpants gnomes stole it.
2006-12-20 10:17:15
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answered by ? pita ? 4
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