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Let's assume you could send him a short message and either he or one of his handlers would read it.

What would you like to say?

2006-12-20 10:08:43 · 23 answers · asked by Middy S 2 in Politics & Government Other - Politics & Government

23 answers

I rented you an office in Iraq. MERRY F-ING CHRISTMAS!

2006-12-20 10:43:13 · answer #1 · answered by ball_courtney 5 · 2 2

Dear Mr. President,

I wish you a Merry Christmas while you are still among us and living so happily in your bubble with Barney the dog and the rest of the gang.

I regret to inform you that Christmas is not typically celebrated in your next home after you depart the "Green Zone" of planet earth. Outside the green zone awaits scathing fire, death a thousand times over and eternal suffering and damnation.

May your corrupt soul enjoy the time you have here. I am sad to inform you that your popularity in your next home will be less than your current skyrocketing 30%. However, take comfort in knowing that you may be roommates with your old friend, Saddam Hussein. Perhaps then you two can work things out.

Have a Merry Christmas while you are still here and God Bless!

2006-12-20 10:27:04 · answer #2 · answered by Kwan Kong 5 · 3 5

Mr. President, thank you for doing your best. The problems that terrorists, and the countries that support terrorists, have made this world a dangerous place for everyone. It would have been better for everyone if our "allies", France & Russa had done what was right, instead of looking out for their oil supply. They gave Sadam three months to hide their WMDs in Syria. Since Sadam's government failed, Syria and Iran have moved their state sponsored terrorists into Iraq to destabilize the democratically elected government. It is sad that so many people today believe the political spin that the democrats spewed out to win elections without bothering to check the facts themselves.

2006-12-20 10:31:07 · answer #3 · answered by c.s. 4 · 1 6

Merry Christmas Mr. President
God Bless America
F-liberal cut and runners

2006-12-20 10:30:49 · answer #4 · answered by Deport all ILLEGAL Alien INVADER 3 · 1 7

End the war in Iraq. Bring our Boys and Girls home.

2006-12-20 10:10:49 · answer #5 · answered by Jenny 4 · 6 3

Dear Mr. President,

You've been in office since 2001 and the only benefit you've provided the American people is that you have hotter daughters than Gore or Kerrey.

I am concerned that the Constitutional provision which limits your tenure in office will deprive us of hot Presidential daughters.

Please introduce legislation which provides that whoever succeeds you in the presidency will become adoptive parent to Barbara and Jenna. Continuity of hotness is a critical governmental morale function.

Your country needs them.

Sincerely,
Bill

P.S. Your wife can go, though.

2006-12-20 10:14:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 9

Ignore the idiot libs, take the politics out of Iraq and finish the job.

2006-12-20 10:11:49 · answer #7 · answered by tim g 3 · 3 5

i sent my message nov 7,but i dont think he understood.

2006-12-20 10:35:09 · answer #8 · answered by sasuke 4 · 4 1

Have a nice Holiday at your ranch, while our troops are over there away from their families, in harms way, just so you can make a few more bucks and connections for yourself.

2006-12-20 10:14:09 · answer #9 · answered by Lady Wildwood 3 · 5 5

Merry Christmas Sir...your doing a great job, and keep me over here as long as you need me to stay and finish up the job... ignor the libs that dont know what they are talking about. Im proud to serve you and the country.

2006-12-20 10:12:10 · answer #10 · answered by Ed D 3 · 4 7

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