I found cheap shampoo and bathing foam made of doves in the pound shop the other day, but realised on the bus home that it's cheaper still just to scrape the pigeons off the double decker roofs. What do you advise?
2006-12-20 10:07:20 · 14 answers · asked by McAtterie 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Such 'cultured' comedy..... *waiting for a laugh*
2006-12-21 02:39:51 · answer #1 · answered by Feta Smurf 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Well, pigeons are much more practical. There are an abundance of those bastards in all major cities. Personally I like their poop for shampoo and if you blend them to a somewhat thick consistency they make a great pore cleanser.
2006-12-21 03:36:30 · answer #2 · answered by musedelirium 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
must be the towel..pop it in the dryer with a textile sheet collectively because it continues to be damp and it won't odor stale. My sheets are washed the different day and that i do no longer plan to cease..!
2016-12-18 16:52:49 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try the chicken in your freezer instead..will work better than doves n will save u the trouble of climbing up on the buses:)
2006-12-20 10:11:39 · answer #4 · answered by j k 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know I think it would be easier to use the pigeneons the cat catches but when you use it you would smell very nice you'd smell of rotting flesh.
2006-12-20 10:14:23 · answer #5 · answered by Mutt-lover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Peacock feathers are great for getting to those hard to reach areas.
2006-12-20 10:11:20 · answer #6 · answered by Koapaka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dye my hair with Mice and Easy.
(can't stop giggling at the image of that cat, wearing that hat, sat on a bus pondering life in general! hahahah!)...
2006-12-20 21:15:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I don't wanna go there but I just wanted to say that I love your avatar sooooo cuuuute!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-20 10:10:30 · answer #8 · answered by Rosie 89 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh behave you bad kitty!
2006-12-20 10:09:51 · answer #9 · answered by Redda 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not too sure, but I tried to use parakeet once. didn't work too well. the bird drowned.
2006-12-20 10:13:17 · answer #10 · answered by dread pirate lavenderbeard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do u mean mere pigeon?!!!!
2006-12-20 10:11:29 · answer #11 · answered by <.< 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋