Am I pregnant?

Question

Have you ever flown in an airplane?
Have you ever taken the train?
Have you ever seen the rain?
Do you still own cassettes?
Is your hairstyle out of date?
Do you like to use the stapler?
Will it hurt if I swallow?
How many roads must a man walk down before his feet hurt like HELL?
Where is my hairbrush?
What's your pet peeve?
What's your problem?
Who farted?
How many are in your party?
Is that all you got?
Cold enough for ya?
Do you know how to type?
What about the butt?
Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?
Do you like twirling?
Where ya goin, hippie???
If you were a rich man would you da ba de ba da ba de ba de ba dum?
All day long would you biddy biddy bum?
Do you play any musical instruments?
Have you ever been to band camp?
Again, why are Asian chicks so HOT?
Do you get extra days off for Christmas?
Are ya Mormon?
Are y'all boys Baptist?
Do the drapes match the carpet?
Are you happy with the way I am?
What was the last cartoon you watched?

Answer 1

Am I pregnant? ~ I think so; don't you remember that one time at band camp?
Have you ever flown in an airplane? ~ yeah a few times
Have you ever taken the train? ~ yes, years ago...
Have you ever seen the rain? ~ of course; I love the rain, and that song by CCR...
Do you still own cassettes? ~ yeah, and I listen to them in my car sometimes...
Is your hairstyle out of date? ~ only if 'plain' is out of date...
Do you like to use the stapler? ~ yeah I guess
Will it hurt if I swallow? ~ I hope not...
How many roads must a man walk down before his feet hurt like HELL? ~ just one, if it's the wrong road...
Where is my hairbrush? ~ I accidentally brought it home after that one night.....
What's your pet peeve? ~ people who don't tell me what's wrong even though they want to...
What's your problem? ~ I dunno anymore
Who farted? ~ the dog(or maybe it was Larry, I dunno)
How many are in your party? ~ just me
Is that all you got? ~ yeah
Cold enough for ya? ~ not yet
Do you know how to type? ~ yeah, I'm better than I was five months ago, thanks to all this Q&A business
What about the butt? ~ ummmmmm no
Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz? ~ there was this one time....it wasn't that impressive
Do you like twirling? ~ uhhhhhh......maybe? I dunno...
Where ya goin, hippie??? ~ hopefully I'll be going home soon, but right now I'm gonna go have a smoke
If you were a rich man would you da ba de ba da ba de ba de ba dum? ~ yeah but I thought you didn't like Gwen Stefani
All day long would you biddy biddy bum? ~ isn't that Selena? No
Do you play any musical instruments? ~ not anymore :(
Have you ever been to band camp? ~ yeah but it wasn't sleep-away camp so it didn't do me any good...
Again, why are Asian chicks so HOT? ~ because they're sparkly-purty and smooth I guess...(I watched a documentary about Spencer Tunick the other day so I know)
Do you get extra days off for Christmas? ~ yep, I have this Friday off as usual and then all next week off and then the 1st off too...yay me!
Are ya Mormon? ~ hell naw!
Are y'all boys Baptist? ~ no
Do the drapes match the carpet? ~ hehehehe, yeah
Are you happy with the way I am? ~ yes, I like you Jim :)
What was the last cartoon you watched? ~ I just watched some more Ren & Stimpy last night....damn I love that one!

Is that all? Okay.

Answer 2

Are you pregnant? No
Have you ever flown in an airplane? Yes, loved it!
Have you ever taken the train? Yes, takes longer than driving
Have you ever seen the rain? Yes
Do you still own cassettes? LOL, Yes
Is your hairstyle out of date? Probably
Do you like to use the stapler? Take it or leave it
Will it hurt if I swallow? Shouldn't
How many roads must a man walk down before his feet hurt like HELL? Depends on how rocky the road is
Where is my hairbrush? Haven't seen it, sorry
What's your pet peeve? Stupid Q on Y!A
What's your problem? Too numerous to mention :-))
Who farted? Not me
How many are in your party? Me & the cats: 6
Is that all you got? Pretty much
Cold enough for ya? 37 F here
Do you know how to type? Hahaha, sort of
What about the butt? What about it??
Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz? Ah, yes....
Do you like twirling? Not really
Where ya goin, hippie??? Just groovin, man....Peace
If you were a rich man would you da ba de ba da ba de ba de ba dum? How the heck will I ever know?
All day long would you biddy biddy bum? Probably not
Do you play any musical instruments? Nope
Have you ever been to band camp? Heck NO
Again, why are Asian chicks so HOT? Some are, some ain't
Do you get extra days off for Christmas? Christmas Eve, too
Are ya Mormon? No
Are y'all boys Baptist? No
Do the drapes match the carpet? Hahaha not here, they don't!
Are you happy with the way I am? How are you?
What was the last cartoon you watched? Jetsons

Answer 3

YOU ARE SICK AND TWISTED FOR ASKING ALL OF THIS JIMBO.. BUT I WILL ANSWER


Am I pregnant? I'M NOT..DON'T KNOW IF YOU ARE THOUGH..
Have you ever flown in an airplane? NO..IM SCARED
Have you ever taken the train? NO...WHY WOULD I DO THAT
Have you ever seen the rain? OF COURSE..IM NOT BLIND
Do you still own cassettes? YES.
Is your hairstyle out of date? NO..
Do you like to use the stapler? I LOVE STAPLERS
Will it hurt if I swallow? NO..GO AHEAD AND SWALLOW
How many roads must a man walk down before his feet hurt like HELL? SIX AND A HALF
Where is my hairbrush? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU'R BALD...LOL
What's your pet peeve? ????!!?
What's your problem? I RAN OUT OF TOOTHPASTE
Who farted? YOU DID..DON'T LOOK AT ME
How many are in your party? 72
Is that all you got? NO..I GOT MORE
Cold enough for ya? YES.MAKE IT HOTTER
Do you know how to type? NO...YES
What about the butt? SIT ON IT
Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz? HELL NO
Do you like twirling? IN MY PANTIES..YES
Where ya goin, hippie??? IM NOT A HIPPIE
If you were a rich man would you da ba de ba da ba de ba de ba dum? NO.
All day long would you biddy biddy bum?NO..ONLY FOR A FEW HOURS
Do you play any musical instruments? NO
Have you ever been to band camp? HELL NO
Again, why are Asian chicks so HOT? I DON'T KNOW..ASIAN CHICKS ARE JUST HOTT
Do you get extra days off for Christmas? YUP
Are ya Mormon? HELL NO..IM AN ATHEIST
Are y'all boys Baptist? I SAID I WAS AN ATHEIST
Do the drapes match the carpet? YES..
Are you happy with the way I am? HELL NO..YOU ARE ON CRACK
What was the last cartoon you watched? FAMILY GUY

Answer 4

Am I pregnant? would've to check before answering that one ;)
Have you ever flown in an airplane? nope
Have you ever taken the train? yes
Have you ever seen the rain? yes
Do you still own cassettes? yes
Is your hairstyle out of date? not really, but my hair appointment is tomorrow anyway :p
Do you like to use the stapler? yes, so much fun
Will it hurt if I swallow? uh...
How many roads must a man walk down before his feet hurt like HELL? 1, if said man is wearing heels
Where is my hairbrush? on my desk
What's your pet peeve? don't have one
What's your problem? what's yours
Who farted? you did
How many are in your party? 4
Is that all you got?no, I got plenty more where that came form
Cold enough for ya? sure
Do you know how to type? yes and I'm *fast*
What about the butt? I got a nice one :p
Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz? of course
Do you like twirling? not particularly
Where ya goin, hippie??? home
If you were a rich man would you da ba de ba da ba de ba de ba dum? I already do =)
All day long would you biddy biddy bum? yess
Do you play any musical instruments? nope
Have you ever been to band camp? nope
Again, why are Asian chicks so HOT? beats me
Do you get extra days off for Christmas? yesss
Are ya Mormon?nope
Are y'all boys Baptist? nope
Do the drapes match the carpet? no carpet round here
Are you happy with the way I am? yess
What was the last cartoon you watched? looney tunes

Answer 5

Am I pregnant? If so, it wasn't me.
Have you ever flown in an airplane? yes
Have you ever taken the train? yes
Have you ever seen the rain? yes
Do you still own cassettes? yes
Is your hairstyle out of date? yes
Do you like to use the stapler? yes
Will it hurt if I swallow? yes
How many roads must a man walk down before his feet hurt like HELL? depends on how comfortable his shoes are
Where is my hairbrush? i haven't seen it
What's your pet peeve? vegans who despise you for eatring meat
What's your problem? if I knew, I'd solve it
Who farted? that was the dog
How many are in your party? 1
Is that all you got? yeah
Cold enough for ya? yes
Do you know how to type? yes
What about the butt? second to the legs
Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz? no
Do you like twirling? yes
Where ya goin, hippie??? back to work
If you were a rich man would you da ba de ba da ba de ba de ba dum? yes, on the roof
All day long would you biddy biddy bum? ya
Do you play any musical instruments? no
Have you ever been to band camp? no
Again, why are Asian chicks so HOT? it's the whole submissive thing
Do you get extra days off for Christmas? no
Are ya Mormon? no
Are y'all boys Baptist? no
Do the drapes match the carpet? yes
Are you happy with the way I am? you're the man
What was the last cartoon you watched? Tom & Jerry

Answer 6

Am I pregnant? I TOLD U WE SHOULD HAVE USED PROTECTION
Have you ever flown in an airplane? YES I AM IN THE MILE HIGH CLUB
Have you ever taken the train? OH YES. I HAVE BEEN A PART OF A TRAIN
Have you ever seen the rain?I DANCE NAKED IT THE RAIN
Do you still own cassettes? NO I DONT
Is your hairstyle out of date? NO ITS LONG, STRAIT AND GORGEOUS
Do you like to use the stapler? IM COMPULSIVE WITH IT
Will it hurt if I swallow? IT MIGHT SWEETIE, JUST LET ME DO THE SWALLOWING
How many roads must a man walk down before his feet hurt like HELL? JUST LAY DOWN MY LOVE
Where is my hairbrush? AT MY HOUSE
What's your pet peeve? PEOPLE WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR
What's your problem? IM NOT GETTING LAID RIGHT NOW
Who farted? JENNIFER F.
How many are in your party? JUST 2 BABY
Is that all you got? YOU AINT SEEN NOTHIN YET
Cold enough for ya? MY NIPPLES COULD CUT GLASS
Do you know how to type? 65 WPM SELF TAUGHT
What about the butt? IT LIKES TO BE SLAPPED
Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?THERE IS NO FUZZ ON MY BODY...ANYWHERE
Do you like twirling?AT TIMES
Where ya goin, hippie??? TO HET HIGH
If you were a rich man would you da ba de ba da ba de ba de ba dum? I DO IT NOW!
All day long would you biddy biddy bum? ONLY ON YOUR DRUM
Do you play any musical instruments? YES, THE SKIN FLUTE
Have you ever been to band camp?YES, AND I REALLY DID STICK A FLUTE IN MY PUSSY
Again, why are Asian chicks so HOT? ASK STORMY, SHE IS ASIAN AND TASTY
Do you get extra days off for Christmas? NO JUST ONE :(
Are ya Mormon? HEAVANS NO
Are y'all boys Baptist? NOPE, JUST HORNY
Do the drapes match the carpet? ALREADY TOLD YOU, NO CARPET
Are you happy with the way I am? OH YES, VERY MUCH SO
What was the last cartoon you watched? IT WAS AN ANIMATED PORNO

Answer 7

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Best answers: Am I pregnant? no
Have you ever flown in an airplane? yes
Have you ever taken the train? no
Have you ever seen the rain? yes
Do you still own cassettes? yes
Is your hairstyle out of date? no
Do you like to use the stapler? yes
Will it hurt if I swallow? not what I am feeding ya
How many roads must a man walk down before his feet hurt like HELL? 1
Where is my hairbrush? ha ha ha
What's your pet peeve? annoying surveys
What's your problem? drugs and booze
Who farted? me
How many are in your party? 1
Is that all you got? not even close
Cold enough for ya? nope
Do you know how to type? seems to be so
What about the butt? its firm and plump
Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?
Do you like twirling? yes
Where ya goin, hippie??? no hippie
If you were a rich man would you da ba de ba da ba de ba de ba dum? lol
All day long would you biddy biddy bum? lol
Do you play any musical instruments? no
Have you ever been to band camp? no
Again, why are Asian chicks so HOT?
Do you get extra days off for Christmas? yes
Are ya Mormon? **** no
Are y'all boys Baptist? **** no
Do the drapes match the carpet? yup
Are you happy with the way I am? love you
What was the last cartoon you watched? family guy

Answer 8

Am I pregnant? I don't know
Have you ever flown in an airplane? no
Have you ever taken the train? no
Have you ever seen the rain? yes
Do you still own cassettes? yes
Is your hairstyle out of date? no
Do you like to use the stapler? sometimes
Will it hurt if I swallow? I dunno, try it
How many roads must a man walk down before his feet hurt like HELL? I dunno, but my feet hurt after one day of work.
Where is my hairbrush? try looking in your bedroom
What's your pet peeve? people
What's your problem? everybody
Who farted? my cat
How many are in your party? a couple
Is that all you got? yep
Cold enough for ya? no, not yet
Do you know how to type? yes, I supose i do
What about the butt? I like wrangler butts
Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz? nope, at least if I have been, I don't remember it
Do you like twirling? sometimes
Where ya goin, hippie??? to bed probably
If you were a rich man would you da ba de ba da ba de ba de ba dum? probably not
All day long would you biddy biddy bum? sure i would.
Do you play any musical instruments? nope
Have you ever been to band camp? nope
Again, why are Asian chicks so HOT? I dunno, I dont think their all tthat hot..
Do you get extra days off for Christmas? nope, only christmas day.
Are ya Mormon? nope
Are y'all boys Baptist? I dont think so
Do the drapes match the carpet? yes, they do
Are you happy with the way I am? I don't know you, so I can't answer this one.
What was the last cartoon you watched? Handy Manny

Answer 9

Am I pregnant?no

Have you ever flown in an airplane?yes
Have you ever taken the train?yes
Have you ever seen the rain?yes
Do you still own cassettes?yes
Is your hairstyle out of date?no hair
Do you like to use the stapler?no
Will it hurt if I swallow?yes
How many roads must a man walk down before his feet hurt like HELL?7
Where is my hairbrush?car
What's your pet peeve?no beer
What's your problem? nothing
Who farted?me
How many are in your party?5
Is that all you got?no
Cold enough for ya?yes
Do you know how to type?no
What about the butt?leave my *** along dude
Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?yes
Do you like twirling?no
Where ya goin, hippie???there
If you were a rich man would you da ba de ba da ba de ba de ba dum?yea
All day long would you biddy biddy bum?no
Do you play any musical instruments?drums
Have you ever been to band camp?yes
Again, why are Asian chicks so HOT?true they are hot
Do you get extra days off for Christmas?no
Are ya Mormon?no
Are y'all boys Baptist?no
Do the drapes match the carpet?yea
Are you happy with the way I am?yea
What was the last cartoon you watched? bugs

Answer 10

I don't know
To Florida
Amtrak
Only during the appropriate season
No Way!
Nope, very current
Not for more that 15 pages at a time
Only if you have strep
In the bathroom
1,256,586
Snot nosed kids
I'm too old for my age
The dog
3
Yup
I've had my heater on for an hour!
Yup
Kick it
No, I'm not a fruit
And whirling
Through the back door
No, I'd just buy it
Only for Selena, Homes
Only the butt flute
Nope
The eyes?
Yup
He)) no!
" "
Nope, the carpet is dirty
Yes
Berenstein Bears