2006-12-20 08:54:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
1.) Chapstick- "I'm not gonna use hers you sicko"
2.) Clothes
3.) Starbucks Gift Card (yes I am addicted)
4.) Booze, it gets expensive so I would love to receive it as a gift. I like to experiment with new martini's @ home
5.) Tiffany's Necklace to match my lock Bracelet
6.) New Uggs
7.) New Coach Bag
8.) The new complete Friends DVD Set
9.) Friends Scene it Game
10.) Engagement Ring
2006-12-20 08:58:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about you on each of the days of Hannakah.
Something Kosher
Mrs. Goldberg went to the doctor because she hadn't been "regular" in quite some time. The doctor examined her, found nothing unusual and attributed her problem to her diet and her age. He recommended that she take a laxative.
"Doctor," Mrs. Goldberg admonished him, "remember - I'm kosher. Whatever you prescribe for me MUST be kosher!"
"Mrs. Goldberg," he replied, "I want you to take Serutan and don't worry, it's kosher."
"You're sure, doctor? You're absolutely positive it's kosher? Because if it's not kosher, I can't take it and I'd be very upset to find out it wasn't kosher!"
"Mrs. Goldberg," the doctor assured her, "of course it's kosher. Serutan spelled backwards is NATURES and what could be more kosher than nature?"
Reassured, Mrs. Goldberg left the office. Two weeks later, Mrs. Goldberg came storming into the doctor's office. "Doctor!" she screamed, "I'm so angry at you! I'm going to sue!"
"What's wrong Mrs. Goldberg? What's the matter?" the doctor asked, very concerned.
"That medicine you told me to take - it's NOT kosher!" replied Mrs. Goldberg. "Of course it's kosher Mrs. Goldberg," replied the doctor. "It's called Serutan, and serutan spelled backwards is natures. What could be more kosher than nature?" repeated the doctor.
"Well doctor," Mrs. Goldberg answered indignantly, "Serutan spelled backwards may be natures, but taking Serutan gave me such gas! And FART spelled backwards, is TRAF!"
For the Yiddish-impaired, "traf" (pronounced 'trafe') means UN-KOSHER!
2006-12-21 07:28:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I dont know. Is there something I cant wish for since Im Jewish?
2006-12-20 17:10:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't really want much for Christmas, but maybe some mangas and DVD's and I'll be good.
2006-12-20 16:58:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ipod
cellphone
tv
money
nintendo wii
kareoke machinecd player
singing lessons
hey they get 3 more presents than me
LOL
2006-12-20 17:00:37 · answer #5 · answered by mtvsweetie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
socks, shoes, pants, shirt, mittens, kittens, and earings, a gift card for music.
2006-12-20 17:00:12 · answer #6 · answered by princton_girl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
100 PER DAY
2006-12-20 16:57:18 · answer #7 · answered by Kelly Bundy 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am jewish.i want clothes shoes make up and more hahaha
2006-12-20 16:57:24 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Te Amo♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I shouldnt pretend.
I'm Jewish.
U r so rassist.
U think no jews use use Yahoo Answers.
2006-12-20 16:56:31 · answer #9 · answered by mags 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋