Humor me i'm bored
2006-12-20 08:42:46 · 16 answers · asked by Butta 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
Revise this site,http://www.laughs.be
2006-12-20 08:51:30 · answer #1 · answered by Reeno~~66 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Peter and Stewie from Family Guy
Tyler Perry
Cedric the Entertainer
Steve Harvey
2006-12-20 17:16:49 · answer #2 · answered by Original Swagg 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When comics make fun of everyday situations, those are the funniest. ie: tripping, making fun of your spouse, just silly stuff. We had a salesman burst into our office once, very dishevelled, tie askew, hair mussed up, and my boss just looked calmly at him and said in a dead pan voice, "Lyle, have you been chasing cars again?". I almost peed my pants laughing, and I still giggle every once in awhile when I think of it. (This happened about 10 years ago).!! Hope this helped.
2006-12-20 16:53:12 · answer #3 · answered by Pepper's Mommy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Usually myself. I can find something funny in everyday life.
I do laugh pretty hard at the funniest home videos program on T.V.
2006-12-20 16:49:30 · answer #4 · answered by sideways 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gay jokes!
what do you call a gay dinosaur? = a mega soreass
did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch?= he's down to four butt's a day
what do you call a lezbo dinosaur?= lika lottapus
what's the difference between a rooster and a gay guy?, the rooster says cocka doodle doo, the gay guy says anycock will do
how do you fit 4 gay guys on one bar stool?= turn it upside down
how do you know your at a gay picnic?= the hotdogs taste like sh**
enjoy : )
2006-12-20 16:53:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ppl who are mad for no reason...like the ppl who work drive thrus and stuff like that. It's way too much this attitude they have.
2006-12-20 16:48:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chris Rock's stand-up everytime.. and dave chapelle.
2006-12-20 16:48:11 · answer #7 · answered by Mizhani 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My cat trying to take all my ornaments off the tree.
2006-12-20 16:45:39 · answer #8 · answered by metallica_rocks0122 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was this mollusk, and he walks up to this sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber...
2006-12-20 16:52:00 · answer #9 · answered by OOGLY 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Watching my dog drag his butt across the carpet.
2006-12-20 16:49:26 · answer #10 · answered by Koapaka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋