Has Heaven been overhyped?
2006-12-20 08:28:48 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
How did you find this out Holy Rollers are pissing in their pants right now all the time and money spent convincing people Heaven is a utopia and now the years of propaganda have all been wasted please for the love of God keep this info to yourself !!!
2006-12-20 08:42:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, that’s ‘cuz you went on a Tuesday.
Saturday is the best day for Club Heaven. They import big-name djs from Ibiza (or directly from hell if Satan’s in the mood to issue a day pass), they rent confetti cannons and bubble machines, and they bring in the Victoria’s Secret Angels as dancers. Of course the cover charge is higher, but I know the owner so I can get you on the guest list if you’d like. Don’t forget to get a wristband for the VIP lounge… Jesus is known to hang out now and again, and not only does he entertain with parlor tricks, but he always buys a round.
(In fact, I hear the big guy’s firing the Tuesday night promoter… so if you’re looking for a job….)
2006-12-20 18:58:03 · answer #2 · answered by sueflower 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i really don't like this type of question that has to do with heaven and hell...you're scaring me
2006-12-20 16:30:59 · answer #3 · answered by summerglow 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mama Mia!!!
2006-12-20 16:40:53 · answer #4 · answered by sandyp 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dude that wasnt heaven! It was hell :(
2006-12-20 16:46:50 · answer #5 · answered by Me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well I know the party will be in hell thats where I am going and all my friends will be there
2006-12-20 16:37:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Most people never live to tell what it is really like there....
2006-12-20 16:34:16 · answer #7 · answered by Robert B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you went to hell dude!
2006-12-20 16:30:21 · answer #8 · answered by satanis 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I like ABBA.
2006-12-20 16:32:26 · answer #9 · answered by I am NOT George Bush 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ABBA is cool
2006-12-20 22:17:51 · answer #10 · answered by Out on a limb returns 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋