ok, so me and a friend of mine are leaving eachother messages as if we're other people, like last night he pretended to be a guy from a condom store, and this morning i left him a message saying "hi my name is kathleen, i'm calling you on behalf of big bust magazine, seeing how christmas is just around the corner, we're sending all of our monthly subscribers a free penis pump. so keep checking your mailbox, and enjoy. merry christmas from the staff here at big bust." does anyone have any other ideas for messages that i can leave him?
2006-12-20 08:23:16 · 9 answers · asked by luvergurl2585 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Friends
1. You could be a doctor and say his Viagra came today and test results show he will need twice the amount thought.
2. Big Women Escorts is calling to say your credit card is overdrawn and how would you like to pay for Gretchen who weighs 398 pounds and you requested to wear a pink thong.
3. This is his neighbor and you have pictures of him humping the tree. If he doesn't replace the bark you will call the police.
4. This is Nike. The shoes don't "do it" for you. You are still a lazy, fat/slim, slow, (color) guy. We would like the pair back because it is hurting our advertising campain.
5. This is doctor...test results show you have increased estrigen and may start developing boobs. Please come in to get a training bra.
6. many more if you want/I do this all the time. msmith_acs@sbcglobal.net
2006-12-20 08:36:10 · answer #1 · answered by Mark S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well it depends, if you have any friends that are still living at home, and their parents are a bit more restrictive, call and either talk to the parents or leave a message saying youre calling from planned parenthood and that the persons test results are in. its so highschool, but its gotta make things interesting on their end.
fyi: i've never felt like a big enough to do this to anyone. lol.
2006-12-20 09:07:45 · answer #2 · answered by john_deeregirl07 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a great one:
Text: You gotta try this I just got a $20 gift card from (Best Buy, the Mall, Local radio station.) They are giving away 1000 of them if you call: (Leave number for a phone sex line) -
Text that and it is funny having people call or text back laughing/cursing at you. :)
P.S. Here is a great number to leave: 1800-288-8739
Great Gag
2006-12-20 08:32:02 · answer #3 · answered by offspringkin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Message him that Santa just called your house and said he needed your friend's address, something about your friend had special ordered a toy called "Sit and Spin" and Santa needs to verify the size of it. And Santa was all happy about delivering it to him, said he could hardly wait to give him his special present.
2006-12-20 08:31:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him you work at the neighborhood clinic and are calling because you got his std test results back and he needs to schedual an appointment for treatment as soon as possible
2006-12-20 09:43:18 · answer #5 · answered by anthony v 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him ur a hot woman and u r whating to date him say to meet u at the niceist place in town and then stand him up
2006-12-20 12:06:03 · answer #6 · answered by arthur s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This could be so much fun!! You could be Brittany Spears, or Paris and have way too much with that!! ENJOY!!
2006-12-20 08:27:49 · answer #7 · answered by mustanglady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whenever i ask a question, even if it's the easiest one, they cannot provide me a good informed answer on this website. wtf happened to people that actually make the effort to write an answer..
2016-08-23 13:18:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This might be feasible
2016-08-08 22:03:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋