I need a real certificate, is there a place on the internet where I can take a test and get one?

Question

really doesn't matter what is for. I just need a couple of certificates to hang on my wall. I don't want the kind you make, and put what ever you want, I want one for reals.

Answer 1

So, you want some kind of fancy education certificate, without actually having the fancy education to go with it?

You can't want one "for reals" and not want to do the work "for reals".

Get a clue, then an education.