2006-12-20 07:48:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
yall are hillarious!!!
2006-12-20 08:10:18 · update #1
I thought chunky canned dog food might work
2006-12-20 08:11:13 · update #2
Chocolate-covered raisins.
2006-12-20 07:55:55 · answer #1 · answered by some chick 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Selecting the right poop is like selecting a fine wine. Go to the zoo and study the various types of poop. Gazelles have a beautiful green lumpy poop. If you want every one of your neighbors to see, look into the elephant poop. If you are feeling exotic and dangerous, check out the bengal tiger poop. Or try My personal fav- anteater poopoo. Just bring a wal-mart bag and your running shoes. Good luck!
2006-12-20 16:03:11 · answer #2 · answered by goose24_2001 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would recommend moistening some shredded wheat with some warm nestle's quik. Care must be taken that the milk does not get too hot or it will look like the milkman left his pants under your mom and dads bed but found their way into the cooking pot. Then slowly roll them into balls about the size of an oval shaped golf ball. Place in yard in small clusters that appear to be large piles of rabbit crapola and voila!
2006-12-20 15:57:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah chunky dog food will work I guess. Get some of the local dogs dog poop from your neighbors house if any have dogs. Um....chocolate covered rasins, malted milk balls, um, I guess anything that is chocolate covered.
2006-12-20 16:21:28 · answer #4 · answered by kerrberr95 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's pretty much like rabbit poop, only a little bigger. The Hershey Kisses sounds like a good idea.
2006-12-20 15:53:35 · answer #5 · answered by delhipops24 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell them that Santa's reindeer are Magic (we already know they are) and make up something that they poop - like chocolate marshmallows!
2006-12-20 16:09:09 · answer #6 · answered by Alexis 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Big Chocolate Marshmallows cut into poop shape and size!! They have them at Williams and Sonoma (the marshmallows that is, you have to do the poop-thing!).
2006-12-20 15:55:09 · answer #7 · answered by 1 + 1 = 10 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got a saint bernard if u want ill sell u some poop
2006-12-20 16:00:27 · answer #8 · answered by tboner49er 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go buy some fake poop at Spencer's in the mall or just go to a cow or horse farm and ask them if you can have some poop!
2006-12-20 15:51:06 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Buy Hersheys Kisses and Melt them a little bit and then put them out in the yard.........
2006-12-20 15:51:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋