what do you think of little holiday song?

Question

please comment on this little home holiday poem,thanks

oh theres no place like the homeland for the holidays,
'cause the NSA will always tap your phone,
If you want to be spied on in a million ways,
For the holidays you cant beat home sweet home.
i met a man who lives in Tennessee,
And he was fearfull of
harassment by the U-S-F-B-I,
From Pennsylvania,folks are being
tracked to Dixies sunny shore,
From Atlantic to Pacific,
the surveillance is horrific.
oh theres no place like the homeland for the holidays,
'cause with toothpaste they may not let you roam,
When you fit the profile
they throw you in a cage,
For the holidays,you cant beat
Home,sweet home.

(instrumental refrain)

Oh theres no place like the homeland for the holidays,
'cause overhead there always
spying drone,
If you want to be locked up for a million days
For the holidays,you cant beat
Home,sweet home

For the holidays you cant beat home sweet home(land)!

Answer 1

Stop whining.